Chapter 205: Young Man, You've Got an Incurable Disease
The next morning, after Jiang Muye, Little White Dove, Old He and Kai walked out of the multimedia classroom, they found that something in the corridor had caused a huge stir.
A group of girls was excitedly crowding around a boy. His gentle brows and eyes spread out under the sunlight as he endlessly handed out beautifully packaged boxes of Ferrero Rocher chocolates.
The boy was obviously Yu Xi, someone Jiang Muye didn't much care for.
Just by smiling, he had the girls blushing furiously.
Jiang Muye and the others all heard the nearby girls chattering excitedly.
"He's really so handsome~ He feels especially polite, and so gentle!"
"Right, he's totally a Warm Man. Just now my foot hurt from rubbing, and Yu Xi even put a band-aid on it for me~ I don't want to wash my feet anymore."
"Although he looks a lot like Jiang Muye, he's way gentler and more patient than Jiang Muye, very much a gentleman. Most importantly, Yu Xi is still single, and it's only his first day after transferring and his popularity already crushes Jiang Muye's!"
Compared to the unmoved Jiang Muye, it was Little White Dove who started rolling up her sleeves. "What kind of Warm Man is this, he's just Central Air Conditioning!"
"Exactly, what right does that impostor have to compare himself to you? Isn't he just relying on your popularity to enjoy the dividends? Now he's even bribing people with snacks, I'm gonna puke," Old He said disdainfully.
Kai suddenly thought of something and looked at Jiang Muye. "Yu Xi is here to give you a show of strength, isn't he? He wants to swallow up your popularity and take it for himself on his very first day after transferring?"
That single sentence made Jiang Muye's brows knit tightly.
He immediately walked forward, to the surprise of his roommates.
The girls who had been crowding around Yu Xi saw a tall figure approaching, and when they discovered it was the handsome and cool Jiang Muye, they were startled, then became excited again.
"Jiang Muye is here! God, standing together like this, they really are identical, are you sure they're not twin brothers!"
"If this were a Match-3, they could be eliminated directly!"
"But I think Yu Xi still has a bit more charm. After all, Yu Xi is good to all of us, while Jiang Muye is lukewarm to us."
One girl set the rhythm, and the other girls subconsciously chimed in.
After all, who doesn't like a boy who's gentle to them? Although Jiang Muye was handsome, tall and rich, his name was already taken.
Yu Xi, on the other hand, was still a golden bachelor.
Yu Xi felt a shadow press down in front of him.
Unhurriedly, he met the sharp gaze, then smiled warmly like polished jade and handed the chocolate to Jiang Muye. "Here's chocolate for you."
"Let's talk." Jiang Muye stared at Yu Xi with a cold tone.
He didn't want any of Yu Xi's chocolate at all, he just wanted to solve the problem.
The moment Jiang Muye drew close, he discovered that the fake smile Yu Xi had just been wearing vanished in an instant. The lines at the corners of his eyes turned provocative, and his eyes were full of coldness and loathing.
"Clang—"
The chocolate box was smashed to the ground by Yu Xi.
The glass lid shattered open, and all the chocolates inside spilled out.
Meeting the pained looks of the bystanders, Yu Xi feigned a look of surprise, immediately lowered his head to pick up the chocolates, and explained to everyone, "Don't misunderstand, I just didn't hold it steady myself, it wasn't Jiang Muye throwing it on purpose, it's all my fault."
Jiang Muye's eyes turned deep, and he found it utterly ironic.
Great, this pretty boy had two faces.
When the other girls heard Yu Xi, they felt even more distressed and rushed to defend him. "Jiang Muye, why are you bullying Yu Xi? Yu Xi didn't do anything wrong."
"Exactly, you're probably not jealous of Yu Xi being popular, are you? What's wrong with him looking the same as you? Looks aren't something a person can decide."
"Yu Xi is so pitiful, he just wanted to give you chocolate, Jiang Muye, hurry up and apologize."
After hearing the girls stick up for him, a trace of smugness flashed through Yu Xi's eyes, yet in front of everyone he still wore an innocent look. "No need to apologize, I'm fine."
Little White Dove, Kai and Old He immediately rushed to defend Jiang Muye angrily.
"Bullshit, what are you pretending for, Yu Xi? Does Muzi need to be jealous of him? Don't make me laugh, in what way is Muzi inferior to him!"
"Exactly, Muzi is rich and capable, good at studying and even runs a business. I think it's Yu Xi who's jealous of him! You fangirls should be realistic!"
That said, the few girls had lost face.
And to put on a good show in front of Yu Xi, they immediately started quarreling with Little White Dove and the others. "Heh heh, you're just twisting right and wrong, this is Jiang Muye's fault! Trampling on someone else's good intentions!"
While the two sides were arguing until red in the face, Jiang Muye's tense voice suddenly rang out.
"Yu Xi, is there something wrong with your brain!"
Little White Dove and the others were dumbfounded. Jiang Muye saying this now, wasn't it just pouring oil on the fire?
They saw Jiang Muye grab Yu Xi's hand and say in astonishment, "Your hand has been trembling this whole time, your veins are all disordered, and your hand has turned white and purple. This is clearly cerebral arteriosclerosis and insufficient blood supply! You're so young, yet your body has so many problems. If you keep indulging like this, you'll easily get Alzheimer's when you're older!"
So Yu Xi could act, could he? Couldn't he act too?
Then he'd pay him back in his own coin.
Yu Xi was astonished.
Then his face darkened. Come on, Eldest Brother, it's just that his skin is white! Who has cerebral arteriosclerosis, who has insufficient blood supply, who's going to get Alzheimer's! His body is perfectly fine!
A sentence he should or shouldn't say.
If so many people weren't watching, and if he didn't have to maintain his persona, Yu Xi would have cursed long ago.
"I… don't." As soon as the words fell, Yu Xi felt Jiang Muye's fingers pinch his wrist tighter, the pain making his breathing go numb.
It really hurts!
"You're still trying to be tough. Your hand is still trembling terribly now, it must be really uncomfortable. Luckily I learned Chinese medicine massage from my grandfather and know a whole set of acupoint techniques. Although I can't say it'll completely cure you, it'll definitely ease your pain."
Jiang Muye didn't care at all whether Yu Xi agreed or not, and directly copied the scenes he'd seen on TV, randomly slapping and ruthlessly kneading.
Jiang Muye's grip was very strong, especially when he twisted his hand joints, which Yu Xi simply couldn't endure. The pain brought tears to his eyes, and his body bent over.
"Ah, it hurts!" Yu Xi wanted to break free from Jiang Muye's restraint, but Jiang Muye very quickly clamped down on his hand, with even more force than before.
Jiang Muye smiled without any warmth. "It's right that you feel pain, this is detoxifying right now, you have to endure it a bit, otherwise you'll suffer even more later. You really have to pay attention to your health, and absolutely don't stay up late."
Yu Xi was screaming from the pinching and kneading, unable to stand steady at all.
Watching Yu Xi's pained expression in front of him, Jiang Muye could be said to feel immensely gratified.
Let Yu Xi chase his girlfriend, steal his spotlight, and frame him. He deserved it.
After a round of twisting his hand, Jiang Muye finally let go of Yu Xi.
After Yu Xi's hand was rescued, it was already a patch of red and purple. He immediately covered his hand and shook it hard to relieve the pain.
And Jiang Muye put on a very gratified look. "Yu Xi, this set of acupoints is especially useful for you. Look, your hand isn't trembling anymore. In the future when you need help, don't be shy, just come find me, I'll definitely help you."
Yu Xi panicked a little.
Now his hand hurt so much, swollen red like a pig's trotter, and he should still go find Jiang Muye for a massage? He wasn't crazy.
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