Chapter 230: Why Don't We Go Get the Certificate Right Now?

After hearing Jiang Muye's sincere words, Leng Ruoli smiled so sweetly she was radiant.

"Alright, get some sleep for a bit. I'm going to buy some ointment to apply for you." Jiang Muye leaned down and kissed Leng Ruoli's cheek.

Leng Ruoli nodded with her little face flushed red, and softly urged him, "Then hurry back, okay?"

"With a lovely wife waiting for me, I'll definitely come back." Jiang Muye grinned.

"We're not even married yet." Leng Ruoli's little face blushed like peach blossoms.

Jiang Muye nodded. "Oh, so right now you're waiting for me to hurry up and marry you and bring you home. How about we go get our marriage certificate right now?"

Leng Ruoli let out an "ah." "That soon?"

"Pfft, you really plan on getting the certificate today?" Jiang Muye laughed out loud, pressing his forehead against Leng Ruoli's dainty one.

Leng Ruoli's breathing came in excited little puffs, and she said bashfully, "I believe whatever you say, so I can't help but take it seriously…"

"You're so easy to fool."

"Of course. Otherwise I wouldn't have been fooled by you."

Jiang Muye raised an eyebrow. "That tone sounds like you're blaming me?"

"No… I'm dying to be fooled by you." Leng Ruoli smiled with a faint smile.

Jiang Muye lowered his head and kissed Leng Ruoli's red lips. "The thing that makes me happiest is fooling you into my hands. Alright, I'm off, future wife. Wait for your husband to come back."

Leng Ruoli's eyes curved like crescent moons, full of spirit, as she watched Jiang Muye leave.

Jiang Muye quickened his pace, dying to get back as soon as possible.

Very quickly, Jiang Muye arrived at the pharmacy.

【Congratulations, Host, on a successful Check-in at the pharmacy. Reward: fifty points of social ability—no more Social Death.】

Good grief, even the System could tell he was about to face something incredibly awkward.

After Jiang Muye walked into the pharmacy, he was a bit stiff at first. After all, he'd never bought this kind of thing before.

He had no idea what kind of ointment was even suitable, what could quickly root out his troubles.

Just as he was pacing back and forth, the male clerk very nimbly stepped forward and asked, "Are you here to buy that kind of thing?"

Jiang Muye looked at the clerk's expression and knew the guy was a man of experience.

He nodded directly. "Yeah, I need it. It's my first time, so I'm… not really sure which kind to buy."

"Don't worry, what I recommend is definitely useful. I guarantee it'll come in handy! But young man, you're so young, you don't look it, cough cough cough, you need to show restraint." The male clerk smiled ambiguously.

Jiang Muye's ears turned a little red at the sound of it.

This was basically the Social Death scene from back when he'd bought sanitary pads at the store.

Still, Jiang Muye had even bought underwear before, so it no longer mattered.

He was going to have to help buy pregnancy tests in the future anyway. What was there to panic about in a small scene like this?

Calm down, calm down.

He didn't know if it was the social ability kicking in, but Jiang Muye wasn't as flustered as before. He followed the male clerk forward, pretending nothing was wrong.

"This product is the signature item of our store. You absolutely have to use it. The side effects are very few, and the effect is especially great." The male clerk grew excited.

Jiang Muye's interest was piqued. "That's good, just don't make the side effects too big."

After all, it was for a girl to use. He definitely didn't want it to hurt her too much.

Jiang Muye was full of expectation as he followed the male clerk to the last row.

After the male clerk looked around, he took something out of the corner and handed it to Jiang Muye. "Here, Kidney Treasure. It'll let you find the feeling of being a man!"

"Huh?" Jiang Muye was stunned.

"What's wrong? This one's a regular favorite, it'll make you full of vigor! If that's no good, I can recommend Viagra? Or deer whip wine, all of these can do the trick." The male clerk recommended enthusiastically.

Jiang Muye, however, felt depressed. "Sorry, that's not what I'm after."

"If it's not this, then what were you hesitating around here for?" The male clerk was very confused.

"I… want the post-activity ointment, for a girl to use." Jiang Muye's face burned a little.

"Oh oh oh, I get it." The male clerk chuckled with a heh. He found a tube of ointment from the back and handed it to Jiang Muye. "It's effective at relieving friction burn and swelling."

Jiang Muye checked the instructions, then checked the production date. After deciding there was no problem, he paid successfully.

Just before heading out the door, Jiang Muye remembered something and asked, "Oh right, do you have anything for a hoarse throat?"

The male clerk immediately put on an I-get-it expression.

Jiang Muye tried hard to stay calm and ignored the male clerk's meaningful gaze.

He calmly took some lozenges, then paid and left.

After that, Jiang Muye picked up the chicken soup the servant had prepared.

He also bought some fresh fruit. No matter what, he had to nourish Leng Ruoli properly and reward her.

Last night had been too hard on Leng Ruoli.

Of course, Jiang Muye also felt Leng Ruoli was a bit too thin now, and it'd be best if she put on a little weight. It'd be good for her health, and it'd feel better to the touch.

Jiang Muye drove back.

After he got into the room, he found Leng Ruoli already asleep on the bed.

Her breathing was even, and she looked completely peaceful and adorable, making one feel extra tender and fond.

The corners of Jiang Muye's mouth began to curve upward.

After setting the things down, he began helping Leng Ruoli tuck in the blanket, afraid she'd kick it off and get cold.

After all, she wasn't a steady sleeper. Like an octopus, she'd use her hands and feet together and start rolling herself up in the blanket.

Always, he had to carefully arrange her hands and feet properly, tuck them in the blanket, and keep her from catching a chill.

However, while Jiang Muye was tucking in her blanket, Leng Ruoli sensed the warmth of his hand and slowly woke up.

"When did you get back?" came her hazy voice.

Leng Ruoli looked completely drowsy now, cute to the point of bursting, like a little dolphin, full of a coquettish air.

When Jiang Muye saw Leng Ruoli's adorably blank look, he couldn't help but rub his face against her cheek, smiling as he said, "Not long ago."

Leng Ruoli wrapped her arms around Jiang Muye's neck and whined coquettishly, "I missed you so much. You were gone so long."

Although Leng Ruoli's voice was hoarse, there was still a little sexiness to it.

Jiang Muye gave Leng Ruoli's little nose a flick and said dotingly, "I wasn't gone that long. You must be muddled from sleep."

"After you left, every day felt like a year. Hu hu hu, my throat really hurts." Leng Ruoli's brows knitted slightly, and she was so aggrieved tears were about to well up in her eyes.

Seeing Leng Ruoli's pitiful look, Jiang Muye consoled her. "My poor little thing, come, let me hold you~"

Leng Ruoli rested her head on Jiang Muye's shoulder.

After the two shared a tender moment, Jiang Muye looked at Leng Ruoli and said, "Come, have a lozenge. It'll be better for your throat."

Leng Ruoli nodded and answered obediently, "Okay."

Jiang Muye took out a Golden Throat lozenge and fed it into Leng Ruoli's mouth.

Feeling the cool sensation, Leng Ruoli sucked in a breath, and both her shoulders started to tremble. "So cool."

"I heard that after eating a Golden Throat lozenge, kissing tastes even cooler. Want to give it a try?" Jiang Muye leaned in with a wicked grin.