Chapter 325: Senior, Just Teach Us a Few Moves

Jiang Muye told them everything that had happened, down to the last detail.

After hearing it, the three of them were full of admiration for Jiang Muye.

"Muzi, I think you're the bravest one out of all of us! You actually pulled that off?"

"Fucking awesome! You can brag about that proposal for the rest of your life, right? I thought about doing it before too, but I didn't dare."

"Tsk tsk tsk, Muzi, you're the hope of our whole village, the one most likely to become a dad first!!!"

Jiang Muye said happily, "Isn't that obvious? Ruoli and I will definitely be the first to get our marriage certificate, but not the first to become a dad."

Little White Dove refused to accept that. "I wouldn't be so sure. I might speed past you."

In the end, Old He laughed at him. "Little White Dove, are you trying to become a dad by accident!"

"Bullshit, would I become a dad by accident!" Little White Dove spat.

"You haven't even hit a home run. Who was it yesterday that asked Suya out to a movie, ideally with a room already booked, and then came back with his tail between his legs?" Old He asked with a laugh.

Jiang Muye immediately leaned in for the gossip. "There's more to this?"

Little White Dove was dying of embarrassment. "I wanted to, but Suya wasn't feeling well. I can't force myself on her, can I? Anyway, she's my girlfriend, she's not going anywhere, so I had to bring her back."

"Ugh." Kai was also quite melancholy. "Don't even talk about him. Even I'm a total coward."

"Your Xiao Yue is the gentlest of them all, and you still haven't sealed the deal?" Jiang Muye asked.

Kai shook his head. "Xiao Yue is too conservative. Her thinking isn't very… open. She thinks the first time has to be on the wedding night."

"You can't blame her. Most girls are like that these days. It's mainly about not feeling safe." Jiang Muye nodded repeatedly.

Xiao Yue really was a rather reserved and quiet girl. That she was like this didn't surprise him.

Otherwise, since Kai was the first to get a girlfriend, he definitely would have been the first to hit a home run, and it wouldn't have dragged on until now without him sealing the deal.

Seeing Kai's dejected look, Jiang Muye consoled him, "Don't overthink it. So you haven't sealed the deal, so what? She's not going anywhere. When you two go from school uniforms to wedding dresses, how romantic would that be?"

Little White Dove said with a chuckle, "Who says otherwise? Xiao Yue doesn't fool around anyway, how great is that? You can have peace of mind. If I had a girlfriend like that, I'd worry a lot less. Unlike mine, who dresses all flashy and still mixes with groups of guys. I have to keep an eye on her."

"You don't rein her in?" Old He asked.

Little White Dove waved his hand. "Forget it. Can I even rein her in? I'm the one being reined in. She keeps a tight hold on my money. But she's my girlfriend, she can spend however she wants. I'm the one supporting her anyway."

When he mentioned this sweet burden, Little White Dove still had a smile on his face.

Jiang Muye could tell Little White Dove really liked Suya, so he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Keep at it."

Little White Dove raised an eyebrow. "Do I need to keep at it? I'm full of energy from head to toe. I just need someone to fill me up. Too bad Suya isn't up for it. But as long as she's in my hands, isn't it up to me how things go?"

"Alright, just don't chicken out when the time comes." Jiang Muye nodded.

"I won't chicken out. Heh heh. Actually, I need to consult a veteran like you and exchange some experience." Little White Dove was full of thirst for knowledge and looked at Jiang Muye eagerly.

Seeing his thirst for knowledge, Jiang Muye mercifully imparted a few moves.

Little White Dove, Kai and Old He sighed in admiration. "As expected of an Old Driver! Everything you say is the key point, exactly what's most needed right now!"

"Alright, ask if you have any other questions." Jiang Muye was very generous.

Who would have thought these guys would go on and on, asking nonstop.

Jiang Muye was caught between laughter and tears. "Theory alone won't do. You have to put it into practice. Different situations need different solutions."

That single sentence left the other kids drooling with envy.

They were extremely envious of Jiang Muye.

Jiang Muye had successfully won over the Cold Campus Belle and even gotten the marriage certificate.

And they were still in dire straits, not knowing how to take the next step.

"By the way, do you know Yu Xi?" Little White Dove suddenly brought up Yu Xi, which Jiang Muye found a total mood killer.

Jiang Muye said, displeased, "What are you bringing him up for no reason? Bad luck."

Jiang Muye hated Yu Xi the most. Just thinking about Yu Xi made him feel disgusted and really ruined his mood.

However, Little White Dove got excited as something came to mind and said to Jiang Muye, "What I'm about to tell you is good news. You'd never guess."

After hearing Little White Dove's excited tone, Jiang Muye was very puzzled.

What could possibly make Little White Dove this happy? This had never happened before.

Even Old He and Kai wore very mysterious smiles, which made Jiang Muye find it even more unbelievable.

"Alright, what are you all hiding from me?" Jiang Muye urged them to hurry up and tell him.

Little White Dove happily told Jiang Muye, "It's actually pretty simple. Yu Xi got arrested."

Jiang Muye raised an eyebrow. "I know Yu Xi got arrested before."

He was the one who set him up, how could he not know?

But that was so long ago. Was it really worth these guys being this delighted?

While Jiang Muye was puzzled, Little White Dove seriously told him, "You have no idea at all. A while ago, Yu Xi harassed Xia Xiran, and then Xia Xiran called the police and reported him for sexual harassment. Now Yu Xi has been detained, and the scene was a huge sensation. There was even a group of guys beating Yu Xi up!"

After hearing Little White Dove's words, Jiang Muye was extremely shocked. "Yu Xi harassed Xia Xiran?"

This was completely beyond Jiang Muye's expectations.

Based on Yu Xi's personality, he didn't seem like someone who would do such a thing.

"That's right, and there's a video on the Campus Network. I'll show you." Little White Dove, overjoyed, pulled out his phone and started showing Jiang Muye.

Jiang Muye took the phone and looked, and was stunned.

The footage was of Yu Xi being viciously beaten by a group of guys.

It was brutal.

A bold, satisfying sight!

There was even footage of Yu Xi looking utterly humiliated after the police took him away!

Kai said to Jiang Muye, "It's such a shame you missed such an exciting scene. I even regret not being there myself. Otherwise I could have gotten a few kicks in. I heard Yu Xi was beaten so badly he was hospitalized, and someone was watching over him, and then he was detained."

Jiang Muye was overjoyed.

Yu Xi deserved it! The retribution had finally come!

After Yu Xi had always been scheming against Jiang Muye, and even did such a despicable thing to him!

"After taking this silent loss, I bet Yu Xi won't dare come to our school anymore." Little White Dove said with a chuckle.

"Who knows, with that thick skin of his." Jiang Muye said with contempt for Yu Xi.

He had Yu Xi's leverage in his grasp, and Yu Xi still came looking for trouble.

But if Yu Xi came again, he wasn't afraid.

He'd just keep toying with Yu Xi, toy with him until he didn't dare come back.

Jiang Muye didn't think Yu Xi even amounted to much of an opponent. Treating Yu Xi as a rival would be humiliating himself.

The roommates all chatted with relish. "If he dares come again, we'll beat the crap out of him. At worst, he won't be able to get out of bed in the hospital ever again."