Chapter 331: So What If We Do Bad Things
Jiang Xueli's cheeks were stuffed full of snacks. "Heh heh, as long as I fill up fast, I won't have to choke down all that dog food."
Leng Ruoli burst out laughing. Jiang Muye lowered his head and nuzzled her little head.
Jiang Xueli shook her head. "Brother, Sister-in-law, could you please have some pity on us single dogs?"
She sighed, envious and jealous. "Is it easy being a single noble? Even Singles' Day got stolen by the shopping festival, and every day I have to choke down dog food. We're out in the middle of nowhere, and it still doesn't stop you two from flirting."
"We're not showing off our love, this is just everyday life for us. This is how we always are. If we really showed off, there's no way you'd survive it," Jiang Muye said smugly.
Jiang Xueli stomped quickly ahead. "I'm kicking this dog food away with one foot. Let's hurry up the mountain."
Watching Jiang Xueli speed off made both Jiang Muye and Leng Ruoli laugh.
Jiang Muye dragged Leng Ruoli up the slope. When they reached the mountainside, they arrived at the previously arranged shooting location.
【Congratulations, Host. Check-in at Bamboo Forest successful. Obtained three Lucky Draw chances.】 the System reminded.
Three Lucky Draw chances?
That was a rare opportunity! The System finally had a conscience.
Without a shred of hesitation, Jiang Muye entered the backend and did a Triple Draw.
【Beep beep beep—】
Once the wheel started spinning, the System quickly began its reminders.
【Congratulations, Host. Drew one day of excellent lighting.】
【Congratulations, Host. Drew five hundred Grit Points.】
【Congratulations, Host. Drew one day of Story Ability.】
Jiang Muye understood the first few.
But what was this "Story Ability" at the end?
After Jiang Muye raised the question, the System answered him: 【Very simple. You can communicate normally with animals. You can understand what they say.】
Jiang Muye understood now.
Being able to communicate normally with animals was a good thing.
One more language was one more way out. More skills never weighed you down.
The staff on site had set up a tent. Jiang Muye went in to change, but the long, complicated ancient costume gave him a headache.
How was he supposed to put this on?
So Jiang Muye pulled open the tent zipper, stuck his head out, and instinctively crooked a finger at Leng Ruoli. "Wifey~"
Leng Ruoli had been playing on her phone. When she saw the handsome face poke out of the tent—and most importantly, Jiang Muye had no idea he was a natural-born seducer—his inner robe wasn't properly draped, and he had flung it open carelessly.
His beautiful neckline, his attractive Adam's apple, his sharp, tempting shoulders—all of it was incredibly evocative.
Exposed right in front of Leng Ruoli, it made her burn just looking at it.
Yet Jiang Muye was completely unaware of his own charm.
Countless eyes fell on Jiang Muye, and the girls all went red-eyed.
Jiang Muye had called Leng Ruoli over to help, but who would have thought that when she came over, she would directly pounce on him and push him into the tent.
Jiang Muye was completely bewildered. "What's the situation?"
In broad daylight, his wife couldn't hold back and was about to devour him clean right here?
What was he supposed to do? Just thinking about it got him a little excited.
As Jiang Muye happily held Leng Ruoli's waist, ready to see how she would run wild, he unexpectedly discovered that Leng Ruoli was only hurriedly pulling his clothes closed for him.
Her face red, she instructed him, "Don't catch a cold."
Jiang Muye was so disappointed.
He really wanted Ruoli to take the initiative.
Ah, he was such a beast~
Well, fair enough. With so many people around, Leng Ruoli couldn't bring herself to run wild with him.
"It's really hot today, how could I catch a cold, you little dummy." His finger tapped her forehead.
Leng Ruoli's little face flushed crimson. "Then you still have to dress properly. Don't let anyone else see."
Seeing Leng Ruoli with her hands on his shoulders, face red and ears burning, Jiang Muye understood what she meant.
Heh heh, the drunkard's mind wasn't on the wine.
His wife cared about him, and she was even jealous.
Jiang Muye cradled Leng Ruoli's pretty little face and kissed her red lips until she was gasping for breath. He nodded. "Okay, as you command, I'll listen to you."
His wife told him to dress properly.
Fine, then he'd dress!
His wife told him to take off his clothes.
Fine, then he'd strip!
Who wouldn't want to be an obedient little puppy!
"Wifey, I don't know how to put it on, help me~" Jiang Muye nuzzled his head against Leng Ruoli's tender body.
Soft, and bouncy too.
Nuzzle, nuzzle, he wanted to keep nuzzling.
It was addictive. Jiang Muye felt like even his head had gotten fragrant, all of it Leng Ruoli's body scent.
Leng Ruoli looked at the heart-stirring Jiang Muye in front of her, and her little face instantly turned crimson. Her hands trembling, she grabbed the collar of his open robe. "I'm actually not very good at this either. I'll learn properly."
Jiang Muye nodded with a smile. "Okay."
Leng Ruoli fumbled her way through it.
Jiang Muye watched her with shining eyes.
Being stared at like that made her little face steam. She glanced up at him. "Don't look at me so lovingly, I'll get embarrassed."
"Pfft, what's there to be embarrassed about? I'm like this all the time anyway." Jiang Muye chuckled and kneaded Leng Ruoli's cheek, then ran his hand down along the lines of her face.
Tickled into a gasp, Leng Ruoli immediately grabbed Jiang Muye's hand. "There are people outside."
"So what if there are? You're my fiancée now, and in the future you'll be my lawful wife. What's wrong with that—you think anyone would dare come between us?" Jiang Muye said to Leng Ruoli with a chuckle, utterly unafraid.
His unruly look—no, his shameless look—really made her love him and hate him at the same time.
Leng Ruoli pressed her palm against Jiang Muye's. She said softly, "Even so, we're outside after all. Please, don't let people think we're… we're…"
She hesitated, which only made Jiang Muye's interest grow.
Jiang Muye teased her with a grin. "Think we're what?"
Seeing Jiang Muye's mischievous face, Leng Ruoli instinctively wrapped her arms around his neck and drew her tender body closer.
"Think we're taking the chance to do something bad."
Her breath was like orchids by his ear, and the Jiang Muye who had just been teasing Leng Ruoli was now close to losing control himself.
Oh my god, he'd played himself.
Jiang Muye felt his whole body grow warm.
Looking again at the delicate, beautiful girl in front of him, Jiang Muye swallowed.
A wicked thought instantly rose in him, and he grabbed Leng Ruoli's little hand.
Bang—
Just like that, Leng Ruoli toppled onto the bed.
Jiang Muye instinctively leaned over her.
"Who told you to be so easy to push down? So what if we do something bad."
Jiang Muye pinned Leng Ruoli's wrists down on either side of her ears.
Leng Ruoli's eyes were bright and glistening. Crimson spread from her cheeks all the way to her lips, red through white, her lips plump and translucent, jelly-like, sexy and alluring.
Jiang Muye only looked once before he was drunk on her, as if his soul had been snatched away.
Not to mention Leng Ruoli's curvy figure pressed against his chest—he only needed to press down to feel the magnificent waves.
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