Chapter 342: You Can Move Right In
Rejected 99 Times, the Aloof Campus Belle Comes On Strong
Boss Cutie
Jiang Muye glumly opened his phone and found a message from Jiang Xueli: 【Brother, hehe, which photo do you think looks good? We'll use it as the cover.】
Jiang Muye didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He hastily sent a voice reply: "Pick whichever you want, I don't have an opinion. But if you're hoping to hold a nephew next winter, I think you'd better contact me during the day."
Jiang Xueli was startled and replied in seconds: 【Brother, I was wrong! I'm Bearing Thorns to Ask for Punishment, you two… keep it up!】
She even attached a goodbye sticker.
However, Leng Ruoli came crawling over on her knees, trying to snatch the phone, her little face bright red. "What are you saying?"
Jiang Muye looked at Leng Ruoli with amusement. "Don't you want to have my baby?"
"I do." Leng Ruoli nodded.
The moment the words left her mouth, Jiang Muye pounced on her and said with a grin, "Then let's have one!"
Realizing she'd fallen into a trap, Leng Ruoli reached out and pinched his ear. "Can't you settle down for even one day?"
Jiang Muye lowered his head and nuzzled against the soft, bouncy swell.
He was still wanting more. "No can do. You're the one who provoked me."
Leng Ruoli pouted her red lips and begged for mercy. "Woo… spare me, I'm so tired, give me a little time to rest~"
She gazed at the phone eagerly. "Let's pick your photos together, okay? Choosing a cover still needs careful selection."
The corner of Jiang Muye's mouth quirked up. "Heh, that excuse won't work."
"It's really not an excuse. We're making a personal zine, after all." Leng Ruoli blinked and blinked, her thick black lashes fluttering like butterflies. "It's still very important."
"Alright, if you keep making that cute little expression, I really won't be able to control myself." Jiang Muye grabbed a handful of his hair, utterly helpless.
He rubbed Leng Ruoli, face to face with her. "Fine, let's look together~ I'll let you rest properly."
Leng Ruoli's lips curved up involuntarily. She rested against Jiang Muye's shoulder, watching him tap on the photos, her gaze unconsciously tender.
"So handsome."
Her finger lightly tapped a photo, about to forward it. "Send it to me."
"Not giving it." Jiang Muye laughed. "This infringes on my portrait rights."
Leng Ruoli hugged Jiang Muye's waist and said, "You're my fiancé now, so when we take wedding photos in the future, won't you be infringing on my portrait rights?"
Jiang Muye chuckled. "That's why I'm giving you a bride price, aren't I?"
Leng Ruoli retorted, "And I have to give you a dowry too, right?"
"You, just move in with your bags. With my current ability, what dowry would I need from you?" Jiang Muye held Leng Ruoli firmly and kissed her sweetly scented cheek.
"Then with my strength, I don't need any bride price from you either." Leng Ruoli's eyes were very pure. "I just want a certificate with you, a house, two people, n children."
No matter how much bride price he gave, it was useless—an ordinary bride price wasn't even as much as her pocket money.
Her man, she'd just spoil him to the end.
Jiang Muye broke into a smile.
He loved hearing her declare herself.
Jiang Muye's hand rested firmly against Leng Ruoli's fair neck. "No bride price is impossible, my strength won't allow it. I make too much money, I need someone to spend it properly for me. You can solve that problem of mine."
"Then if I max out your card, you'll be annoyed." Leng Ruoli's round eyes smiled at him.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I think your speed of spending money can't even compare to my speed of making it. Bring it on." Jiang Muye was full of confidence.
"Hmph, then you give me money but won't even give me a single photo." Leng Ruoli's hand lightly pushed Jiang Muye, her delicate voice full of coquetry. "Give it to me~"
"Haha, who said I won't give it? I'll give it together with the bride price." Jiang Muye pinched Leng Ruoli's smooth ear.
He was deliberately teasing her, wanting her to beg him.
Leng Ruoli was stimulated by his fingers and shrank back, her little face bright red.
"It's fine if you don't give it to me now. Once the personal zine comes out, I'll just buy hundreds of thousands of copies." Leng Ruoli said lavishly.
Hearing her words, Jiang Muye broke into a smile. "My baby, really rich, what a grand gesture."
Leng Ruoli gave a delicate snort. "There was nothing to be done about it, my strength can't be hidden."
Jiang Muye instinctively smacked Leng Ruoli's little butt and teased, "Tsk tsk, your tail's already sticking up."
Having been smacked, Leng Ruoli's skin went red to the extreme.
Her hands were already covering her face. "What are you doing?"
Her shyness was impossible to hide.
Jiang Muye looked at her closely. "A little reward."
She rubbed her little foot against his leg. "This is a punishment, isn't it~"
Jiang Muye drew a sharp breath. He grabbed her wrist and pulled her in for a fierce kiss. "Fuck, you don't want to rest tonight, do you?"
Leng Ruoli struck a kitten-like obedient pose, looking at him, her watery eyes gazing at him pitifully. "I was wrong~"
Jiang Muye rested a hand on her slender shoulder, nuzzled her, and said, "Alright, I'll let you off for now. Time to look at the photos."
Leng Ruoli's lips curved up involuntarily, and she sweetly looked at the photos with Jiang Muye.
She was absorbed in the photos, but then Jiang Muye lifted her chin and made her gaze meet his.
"What's wrong, is the real person not as good-looking as the photos, that you're so fascinated? I haven't seen you look at me so fascinated."
There was a bit of sourness in his words.
Leng Ruoli couldn't help but laugh. She reached out and wrapped her arms around Jiang Muye, staring at him. "Who says so? I look at you like this all the time, I just was afraid of making you embarrassed."
"Oho, so confident." Jiang Muye raised an eyebrow and brought his face closer.
Leng Ruoli's eyes were very beautiful. Staring at him, they had a magnetic field.
She was a complete temptress.
But Jiang Muye could clearly tell she was deliberately pretending to be calm.
The blush on both sides of her cheeks was too obvious—she was about to break.
Jiang Muye mischievously threw her a flirtatious look and moved to kiss her again. Leng Ruoli instantly broke into laughter.
She laughed so hard she nearly fell over.
She had just finished bathing, her long hair draped over her shoulders, now spread across the bedsheet, looking sensual no matter what.
After she fell back, Jiang Muye lay down in front of her.
He chuckled. "Your self-control is lacking. I think you're the one embarrassed by me."
Leng Ruoli's ears were bright red. "Who told me to be less thick-skinned than you."
Jiang Muye gave her a fierce nibbling, grabbing her hand haphazardly. "Oh ho, you're actually saying my skin is thick? Are you sure?"
Leng Ruoli was teased by Jiang Muye until tears came out. "I was wrong!"
Jiang Muye gave a hmph. "Good that you know you were wrong."
He kneaded Leng Ruoli's pink cheeks with all his might, squishing them into other shapes.
Under his hands, Leng Ruoli was adorable in every way.
How was his girlfriend so cute? She made him unable to stop.
Jiang Muye pinched both sides of her cheeks with one hand, turning her mouth into a goldfish mouth. Then he lowered his head and gave her a peck.
So sweet.
A moist sensation brushed across his lips.
Jiang Muye contentedly curved his lips.
Leng Ruoli's little face, however, was red to the extreme. She looked at him shyly, and to avoid things escalating, her fingers slid from his shoulder line all the way down to his nice-looking fingers, and she said sweetly, "Let's play something else fun."