Chapter 359: I'll Definitely Go Against You

"Pfft, I'm done laughing!" Jiang Muye tried desperately to hold back his laughter.

Leng Ruoli's face was red as she turned away, not wanting to bother with Jiang Muye at all. He leaned over and said, "Look, I already gave you my only turtle shell, and you're still mad at me? Hey, gorgeous, if you get angry your face'll get all wrinkled, and then you won't be pretty anymore."

"Then you can have the turtle shell back~" Leng Ruoli instinctively moved to take it off.

"No no no, you keep it."

After joking around with Leng Ruoli for a while, Jiang Muye and her finally got to the real business of the day: learning to ski.

Skiing was genuinely not easy. Although Jiang Muye and Leng Ruoli were practicing on two skis, they were just too hard to control.

At the outset, falls were truly unavoidable.

Jiang Muye worked hard to keep his balance and stopped falling, only to hear a loud clatter as someone suddenly face-planted into the snow, all four limbs in the air.

That delicate little face was covered in snow.

Even her eyelashes had snowflakes on them, like crystal, making her beauty especially striking and lovely.

"Hey, look at you falling. Good thing I had foresight and made you wear the little turtle." Jiang Muye walked over and reached out to help Leng Ruoli up.

But Leng Ruoli's pretty little face puffed up with anger, and she squatted on the ground refusing to get up.

She huffed, "I don't need your help, I can get up myself~"

Jiang Muye was a big jerk, laughing at her and not even feeling sorry for her.

At that moment, Jiang Muye could not help but laugh and coax, "Still throwing a little tantrum with me? I'm not mocking you, I just think you're too cute."

"I'm not listening, I'm not listening, the turtle's chanting sutras." Leng Ruoli covered her ears with her fluffy beige gloves, the gesture extraordinarily cute.

Jiang Muye teased, "Come on, the little turtle right now is you, okay."

Leng Ruoli's skin burned hot, and her round eyes glared at him.

"Alright, my fault~ Little turtle, forgive me." Jiang Muye, having given up on the two skis, walked up to Leng Ruoli.

He squatted down, his voice soft and gentle.

Leng Ruoli's little face instantly lit up, and she could not help but smile sweetly.

She saw Jiang Muye's face getting closer and closer, and instinctively got ready to be kissed, when—clatter—a chunk of ice was stuffed down the back of her neck.

"Wah, so cold!" Leng Ruoli, caught off guard by the sneak attack, yelped as the cold hit her, and her shoulders instantly hunched up.

"Hahaha."

"Fine, you're bullying me!" Leng Ruoli sat sprawled on the ground and immediately packed a snowball, hurling it at Jiang Muye.

Jiang Muye had already cleverly dodged away, quipping, "Haha, you can't hit me."

"Ahhh, get back here!" Leng Ruoli whined coquettishly, desperately grabbing handfuls and handfuls of snow and flinging them at Jiang Muye's mouth.

What goes around comes around.

Jiang Muye didn't escape Leng Ruoli's assault either, his face covered in snow.

Leng Ruoli struggled even harder to get up from the ground, clumsily chasing after him, still grabbing snow to throw at Jiang Muye.

Jiang Muye laughed and dodged, "My bad, my bad, your burst of power is way too fierce!"

Sure enough, you can't provoke a girl.

Especially a pretty girl—once she explodes, she's terrifying.

Jiang Muye was no match for Leng Ruoli at all.

When the critical moment came, Leng Ruoli even tackled Jiang Muye into the snow.

The back of Jiang Muye's head hit the ice, while she enjoyed the comfort of her human cushion, rubbing her little face against his chest, "Still dare to bully me?"

"Bully." Jiang Muye responded with perfect self-righteousness.

"Grrr." Leng Ruoli took a bite out of Jiang Muye's neck, only for her teeth to be chilled by the ice, making her teeth chatter, "So cold."

Jiang Muye deliberately took off his glove, pressed his palm against the ice for a while, then placed it on Leng Ruoli's neck.

"Ah, you're doing it again~" Leng Ruoli's delicate body shrank back, and without a shred of hesitation she pinched Jiang Muye's cheek, kneading and rolling his face like dough.

Jiang Muye chuckled, "Wife, have mercy."

"I see you begging for mercy with your mouth, but your body's completely honest, attacking me nonstop." Leng Ruoli complained.

Jiang Muye buried his face in Leng Ruoli's still slightly cool neck and comforted her, "Yeah, I'm a two-faced person, my body's super honest, if you don't believe me, feel for yourself."

Leng Ruoli could feel Jiang Muye's breath warming her neck.

Her pink cheeks flushed bright red.

"Cut it out, we're at a ski resort!"

She wanted to get away from Jiang Muye, but he kept rubbing and nuzzling, his hands wandering, wishing she could tightly encircle Jiang Muye so she couldn't leave.

"I know we're at a ski resort, but did you notice just now, you straight-up tackled me to the ground." Jiang Muye sighed, "Truly, the world is going to ruin, you're way too thirsty."

"Pfft~"

"Hahaha, seriously, look at you still on top of me right now." Jiang Muye teased Leng Ruoli plenty, even pinching her plump, translucent ear.

Leng Ruoli's right eye squinted sensitively, her shoulder pressed against her cheek, trembling uncontrollably, "Know when to stop~! It's obviously you bullying me, I was just showing you a thing or two, you're the thirsty one!"

"That's right, I am thirsty." Jiang Muye shifted his gaze, landing on a spot that even the thick ski suit couldn't conceal, and smirked, "Just asking for some comfort~ At least give me a little perk!"

"No way!" Leng Ruoli's face reddened as she pushed away Jiang Muye's head as he tried to lean in.

Afraid of drawing a crowd, Leng Ruoli got up from the ground with some embarrassment.

She looked at Jiang Muye sitting on the ground and said, "Get up."

"Not getting up." Jiang Muye played the rascal.

"Get up!" Leng Ruoli stomped her foot, looking adorable.

She saw there were plenty of people around, so she couldn't scold him.

"Not getting up~!" Jiang Muye just loved seeing her anxious.

"Then I'm leaving, going to learn skiing." Leng Ruoli huffed, flicked her ponytail, and walked off with little steps.

Jiang Muye was dumbfounded.

She was really just going to leave him?

Jiang Muye didn't want a Chasing the Wife Crematorium, and wanted to avoid making it even harder to coax her later.

So Jiang Muye ran up and took his wife's little hand, grinning as he coaxed, "Don't be mad, I was just teasing you just now, let's practice skiing together."

"Weren't you just saying you wouldn't get up." Leng Ruoli, secretly gloating inside but pretending to be calm on the surface, glanced sideways at Jiang Muye.

"Wherever my wife goes, I definitely go."

"Then are you still going to go against me?" Leng Ruoli asked.

Jiang Muye leaned close to Leng Ruoli's ear, blew a breath, and laughed, "Of course I'm going against you, otherwise what would we do at night."

"You you you~!" Leng Ruoli's ears went red to the extreme.

She was also a voice lover, and thin-skinned to boot. After being teased like this by Jiang Muye, she quickened her pace.

"Wife, wait for me!" Jiang Muye laughed and chased after her.

Leng Ruoli put on a look of great disgust, shooing him away, "Go further away~"