Chapter 409: So Baby Has Such Kinks
Rejected 99 Times, the Aloof Campus Belle Comes On Strong
Boss Cutie
Seeing Leng Ruoli’s relentless questioning, Jiang Muye replied with rare patience, “Then I think this snowflake style suits you well. There’s also a crystal heart one—they both really complement your face shape.”
He personally put them back on Leng Ruoli so she could compare.
Originally, these two pairs hadn’t been her favorites, but after Jiang Muye said that, the more she looked at them, the more she liked them.
“Alright, then I’ll take these two~” Leng Ruoli was very satisfied.
“Then buy them.” It wasn’t like he was short on money anyway.
As Leng Ruoli continued browsing the accessories, she spotted a reindeer headband and put it on Jiang Muye’s head. “So cute.”
Jiang Muye looked in the mirror.
He’d never dared to try something so cute before. After all, “cute” didn’t really suit him, and he didn’t want to be associated with it.
But since Jiang Muye was playing along with her, it didn’t matter anymore.
“It’s very handsome,” Jiang Muye corrected her, but didn’t rush to take it off.
He picked up the rabbit headband and put it on Leng Ruoli’s head. “Little rabbit, be good.”
Leng Ruoli’s eyelashes curved, and she smiled sweetly. “Then the little rabbit wants to eat a carrot.”
She hooked her finger and pulled the reindeer headband off Jiang Muye’s head.
Then she started putting a little carrot hairclip on Jiang Muye.
Having his hair messed with by Leng Ruoli, Jiang Muye didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “People are watching. Let’s call it here.”
“No~ just a tiny bit, it’s really so cute.” Leng Ruoli was very insistent.
Jiang Muye complained verbally, but his body was very honest as he half-bent down so she could mess with his hair more easily.
“Boys’ hair is really soft and so smooth. Did you secretly use my conditioner?” Leng Ruoli asked curiously, even sniffing his hair.
Very fragrant.
Completely different from the rough, smelly hair of other guys.
Jiang Muye gazed at Leng Ruoli dotingly. “No way. This proves it’s natural body fragrance.”
He received a gloomy look from Leng Ruoli in response, which put him in an even better mood.
Leng Ruoli was still very gentle, and her movements gave Jiang Muye a comfortable feeling—she wouldn’t pull his hair painfully.
“Done.”
Jiang Muye looked at himself in the mirror.
Wearing the carrot hairclip, he looked a bit comical.
“It’s a little weird.” Jiang Muye wasn’t used to seeing it.
But Leng Ruoli shook her head and said to Jiang Muye very seriously, “How could that possibly be weird? You clearly look so good. You’re so cute, just like a girl. If you were a girl, you’d probably be a Campus Belle.”
Jiang Muye examined himself in the mirror again.
In all honesty, his skin was very good, and his features were very nice.
Although he didn’t have a feminine appearance, he wasn’t exactly rugged either.
Earlier, his Beast Roommates had even suggested Jiang Muye crossdress so they could have a laugh.
Jiang Muye looked at Leng Ruoli and teased, “If I were a girl, then what would you do? Would you cry yourself to death?”
Leng Ruoli didn’t mind at all. “What else could I do? I’d have been turned gay by you.”
As she spoke, Leng Ruoli teased Jiang Muye, lifting his chin with her finger and leaning in to kiss him.
This time Jiang Muye dodged, joking, “City Folk Sure Know How to Play. So my baby has such a naughty streak.”
Leng Ruoli’s little face was flushed pink. “I’m straight, but what I like is you as a person. Even if you were a girl, I could change my orientation for you.”
Jiang Muye thought, The lilies on the mountain have bloomed—absolutely spectacular.
“Then I’ll make a trip to Thailand tomorrow.” Jiang Muye smiled at Leng Ruoli. “Then we’ll see if you turn.”
He’d expected Leng Ruoli to hug him and say no, but instead she cleverly suggested, “The pandemic is so serious right now, why go to Thailand? You can do it locally, and the technique is much more mature here.”
Jiang Muye shot her a disdainful look. “That’s too much.”
“Hehe.” Leng Ruoli’s lips curved. “But I wouldn’t have the heart to let you do it—it’d hurt so much~ I think we’re fine just the way we are.”
Jiang Muye kissed Leng Ruoli’s forehead. “That’s more like it. Alright, help me take the hairclip off.”
“No, let’s wear matching couple hairclips. You look so cute like this~” Leng Ruoli smiled at Jiang Muye.
Jiang Muye said, “This affects the company’s image. I’m working at the Chen Clan now—I might not be the real CEO yet, but I’m at least the successor.”
Leng Ruoli shook Jiang Muye’s arm and started acting spoiled. “No, just listen to me~ just once, one time is enough. Didn’t you wear my hairclip before to declare your sovereignty because you were afraid I’d get jealous? What’s wrong, do you not love me anymore?”
Leng Ruoli looked at Jiang Muye with a pitiful expression.
Jiang Muye’s heart instantly softened.
Who could resist their own adorable girlfriend acting spoiled?
It was just wearing a little carrot hairclip—he’d even go bungee jumping for her.
“Fine, I’ll reluctantly wear it.” Jiang Muye tapped Leng Ruoli’s forehead.
Leng Ruoli smiled brilliantly. But when Jiang Muye was about to take Leng Ruoli to pay, he felt a chill on top of his head and discovered that Leng Ruoli had taken the hairclip off.
“Hm?” Jiang Muye looked at Leng Ruoli in confusion. “Why did you take it off?”
Leng Ruoli’s little face was pink as she said to Jiang Muye, “Aren’t we about to check out? We need to scan the code to pay~”
That was what she said, but even after they actually checked out, Leng Ruoli still didn’t let Jiang Muye put it on.
Jiang Muye understood that Leng Ruoli had just been teasing him earlier, so he nudged her body with his and asked with a smile, “Why aren’t you putting the hairclip on me anymore?”
Leng Ruoli huffed and said very proudly, “First, let’s protect your CEO image. Tonight I’m going to make you cry—just you wait~”
“Pfft.” Jiang Muye really almost burst out laughing.
Hearing those words from such a soft, cute girlfriend really had zero persuasiveness.
His baby was just too adorable—he wanted to eat her up bite by bite.
Jiang Muye smiled at Leng Ruoli. “I think you have no self-awareness. That’s my line, isn’t it?”
Leng Ruoli’s little face was pink and tender as she glanced at Jiang Muye and snorted. “You’ll know tonight.”
Jiang Muye’s eyes lit up.
Such a subtle remark, yet it implied so many things. It seemed she was planning to give him a surprise tonight.
This made Jiang Muye especially excited.
Tonight was clearly going to be an unforgettable day. He really wanted night to fall quickly.
While Jiang Muye was looking forward to it, Leng Ruoli started urging him again. “Let’s go buy Turkish ice cream~!”
“Little glutton.” Jiang Muye teased her—no, that was a compliment.
Leng Ruoli stuck out her tongue and started nuzzling Jiang Muye with her pretty little face, acting spoiled. “I just want to eat it.”
“Good, good, good. I’ll satisfy you, won’t I?”
Jiang Muye had already made his calculations. Now he was satisfying Leng Ruoli’s appetite, so that tonight Leng Ruoli could satisfy his.
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