Chapter 442: Your Mind Is So Dirty

"What's wrong?"

"We squeezed out those professional actors. How infuriating. And if I saw one of those keyboard warriors spouting abuse at you, I'd probably want to beat the crap out of them."

Jiang Muye couldn't stand anyone insulting his girlfriend — it was like they were sick in the head. He'd probably be sitting there in front of his phone, fingers flying as he fired off curses, then reporting them, then hacking their accounts.

By the end, there'd probably be hardly any real people left on Weibo.

"Pfft, with your level of narcissism, I'd say the probability of you getting cursed out is way higher!" Leng Ruoli was already cracking up in Jiang Muye's arms.

Jiang Muye instinctively rubbed Leng Ruoli and pressed his cheek against her pretty little face. "If I got cursed out, would you have the heart to just stand by?"

"I wouldn't have the heart to, because I usually just get revenge on the spot. If something needs handling, handle it. Why would I just stand by?" Leng Ruoli answered frankly.

She had the ability, so she was carefree. What did she need to worry about?

Whoever provoked her, she'd hit back on the spot, so Leng Ruoli didn't even need to consider whether to have the heart to bear it.

After hearing Leng Ruoli's words, Jiang Muye was speechless.

He affectionately flicked Leng Ruoli's nose and said with a smile, "Alright, you little clever one."

Leng Ruoli smiled sweetly, her beautiful face dazzling to behold.

The two chatted for a while. Leng Ruoli still wanted to keep watching the show, but Jiang Muye refused. No late nights allowed. He coaxed Leng Ruoli into sleeping.

Leng Ruoli nestled obediently in Jiang Muye's arms like a little kitten, sleeping soundly.

Jiang Muye sniffed the honeyed fragrance on her body, sweet as eating candy. He didn't need to force himself to close his eyes — the moment he shut them, he was asleep.

The next day, when Leng Ruoli got up, she was stunned by the sight before her.

Jiang Muye was taking stock of something, and when she got up, he smiled. "Take a look. Anything else you need?"

Those were two bulging hiking backpacks, which seemed to be stuffed full.

Leng Ruoli went to look. Besides a tent in one of the bags, there was bug repellent, band-aids, alcohol wipes, disinfectant, hiking clothes, and a whole pile of things needed for mountain climbing.

It completely exceeded Leng Ruoli's expectations.

She'd said she wanted to climb a mountain, but she'd never imagined it would require so much preparation.

"You really prepared way too thoroughly!" Leng Ruoli was completely stunned.

Jiang Muye smiled at Leng Ruoli. "Of course I had to prepare thoroughly, so we don't find ourselves needing something on the mountain. After all, we're camping, so we definitely can't skimp."

His lips quirked up. "I even prepared compressed biscuits and water. We can use them on the mountain."

After hearing Jiang Muye's words, Leng Ruoli quietly reminded him, "Actually… we could have people prepare things and bring them up specially. We could even arrange an RV. Everything we need would be there."

After hearing Leng Ruoli's words, Jiang Muye suddenly became dejected. "So you're blaming me for acting on my own and preparing some things I shouldn't have."

When Leng Ruoli saw Jiang Muye's expression turn sullen, she instinctively grew nervous.

She stepped forward and gently hugged Jiang Muye, comforting him. "That's not what I meant. Please don't misunderstand me~ Everything you brought is useful. It's just that my previous preparations aren't needed — I'll just use yours. I also think our own little world together is great. Plenty of food and clothing, very ok!"

When Jiang Muye saw Leng Ruoli's nervous expression, he instinctively laughed. He flicked Leng Ruoli's nose. "Wifey's the best~ Don't worry, I won't let you go hungry and suffer tonight."

"Hehe, with compressed biscuits, how could we go hungry?" Leng Ruoli snickered.

Jiang Muye instinctively patted Leng Ruoli's little head. "You really are a mood killer, a straight-up straight girl. At a time like this, you should be acting all cute with me."

Leng Ruoli stuck out her tongue, shrank her head, then grabbed Jiang Muye's sleeve and started acting spoiled. "Mmm~ We'll definitely have a wonderful night. You really prepared so thoroughly. I love you so much!"

"Stop, stop!" Jiang Muye's ears burned.

When Leng Ruoli acted spoiled, he really couldn't withstand it.

It wasn't the cheesiness — it was that her expression was too cute, and she kept pressing her graceful figure against him, making his body temperature rise in a straight line.

Jiang Muye was afraid he wouldn't be able to control himself before they even left the door, wanting to pin Leng Ruoli down.

He struggled to control his surging emotions, wrapped his arm around Leng Ruoli's waist, and kissed her. "Alright, get ready. Let's head out!"

"Okay!" Leng Ruoli smiled sweetly and was about to trot off happily.

But Jiang Muye caught her hand. "Wait."

"Hm?" Leng Ruoli turned back to look at Jiang Muye.

"Put this on."

Jiang Muye handed Leng Ruoli a piece of clothing. She looked and saw it was a hiking outfit — Jiang Muye had one in his hand too.

"So we're wearing couple outfits today?" Leng Ruoli was secretly delighted.

"That's right. Couples out on the town, fully equipped." Although it was Jiang Muye and Leng Ruoli's first time climbing, with so many tools, they definitely wouldn't suffer.

Newbies had to put on the airs of veterans.

Leng Ruoli laughed. "Okay, I'll go change now."

She instinctively began pulling her clothes up from the bottom in front of Jiang Muye.

Jiang Muye couldn't take it. He immediately called stop. "Da-meh! Go change inside!"

"Why?" Leng Ruoli blinked.

Jiang Muye stepped forward and narrowed his eyes at her. "You know exactly why. If you don't want to be unable to leave the door tonight, you'd better not ask that."

When Leng Ruoli saw Jiang Muye's handsome face flushed red from holding back, her skin suddenly began to heat up.

Jiang Muye being like this really got her a little worked up too.

No, no lewd thoughts!

Lewd thoughts were way too tiring!

Especially once Jiang Muye let loose — there was no restraint.

They'd probably end up spending the whole day at home!

Leng Ruoli, face flushed red, grabbed her clothes and fled to the bathroom. "I… I'll go change inside right now!"

"Running faster than a rabbit." This left Jiang Muye, who'd been hoping for a nice feast, somewhat disappointed.

Jiang Muye sat on the bed and started changing.

He'd had his secretary buy all of this, just in case they needed it.

After Jiang Muye changed, Leng Ruoli also came out of the bathroom.

Jiang Muye saw that some of her long hair was still tucked inside her clothes. He instinctively stepped forward to pull it out, then took a golden hair clip and tied Leng Ruoli's hair up.

Leng Ruoli's pretty little face and flawless white neck were both highlighted. Of course, her curvy figure couldn't be hidden by the clothes either — the hiking outfit seemed to make her look even more shapely.

After Jiang Muye looked her up and down, Leng Ruoli's little face flushed red. "Stop looking! We're going out soon, so don't go thinking about lewd things."