Chapter 484: Whoever Speaks First Is My Wife
Rejected 99 Times, the Aloof Campus Belle Comes On Strong
Boss Cutie
Seeing Xiang Shan staring at Jiang Muye like that, he felt quite uncomfortable inside.
Who liked their woman paying attention to another man? Especially when Xiang Shan still had feelings for Jiang Muye.
So Father Leng instinctively patted his own shoulder, putting on a very magnanimous air. "Come on, my shoulder is here for you to lean on. No need to envy others."
"Forget it." Xiang Shan had no interest in Father Leng.
"Then I'll lean on yours." Father Leng took the move and countered it. Seeing that Xiang Shan had no good feelings toward him, he instinctively leaned his head on Xiang Shan's shoulder.
Xiang Shan's lips parted and closed. She had never in her life seen such a shameless person. She felt somewhat helpless, but after feeling the other party's body heat, her mood gradually warmed as well.
However, on the surface she still put on a disgusted look and tried to push Father Leng's head away. "Go away."
"I'm tired. Let me lean for a bit." Father Leng said with a beaming smile.
"Heavy as hell."
"How is it heavy? Just leaning for a bit, wifey!"
"Don't call me that, who's your wifey!" Xiang Shan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Whoever talks, she's my wifey."
Xiang Shan looked at Father Leng's argumentative look and was instantly rendered utterly helpless.
However, Father Leng's forceful personality also brought a trace of indescribable sweetness to her heart.
Watching Xiang Shan's various displays of disgust toward Father Leng, the corners of Leng Ruoli's lips curved into a faint arc.
Although it wasn't exactly harmonious, it was very amicable, and already resembled the happy family Leng Ruoli had imagined.
Leng Ruoli's eyes were shining.
Seeing this, Jiang Muye instinctively lifted Leng Ruoli's chin and kissed her red lips. "Mm, your attention isn't focused right now. Where did it wander off to?"
Leng Ruoli shyly buried her face in Jiang Muye's shoulder. "Where is it not focused? You bully."
Jiang Muye let out a low chuckle and gently rubbed Leng Ruoli's brown long hair with his hand.
After playing around with Project A for a while, they arrived at the claw machine by the entrance.
"Come on, let's grab some dolls!" Leng Ruoli had already been drawn in by all the cute dolls and ran over in no time at all.
Jiang Muye chased right after her.
Although Xiang Shan was a mature woman, she still harbored a yearning for cute things.
"How about I grab one for you?" Father Leng offered with a fawning smile.
He was fully channeling the true essence of the Evil God with the Crooked Mouth.
Xiang Shan shot him a dirty look. "Forget it. You'd have to be crazy to actually grab one."
"Who says so? I'll grab one right now and show you!" Father Leng rolled up his sleeves and stepped up to the claw machine.
Since Father Leng wanted to take a crack at it, how could Jiang Muye possibly stop him from showing off?
The stage was completely handed over to Father Leng.
Father Leng asked Xiang Shan, "Which doll do you want?"
"The black cat doll closest to the mouth of it." Xiang Shan said coolly. "I'm lowering the difficulty for you a bit."
"Alright, piece of cake." That doll should come up with one more grab. For Father Leng, it was no difficulty at all.
Father Leng instinctively inserted a coin and maneuvered the claw to grab the doll.
Jiang Muye and the others all fixed their eyes on Father Leng's operation.
Father Leng was also staring intently, his hand clenched especially tight—clearly nervous.
He even pressed the confirm button with tremendous force.
Clank!
The claw descended.
Yet unexpectedly, it didn't grab anything.
Father Leng: "..."
Xiang Shan raised an eyebrow. "Hm? Who said piece of cake?"
"An accident, an accident." Father Leng gave an embarrassed smile.
After watching his Father-in-Law fail, Jiang Muye began to speak up for him. "This is just an accident. The claw here is probably a bit loose. Father-in-Law, why don't you try again?"
Seeing Jiang Muye give him a way out, Father Leng shot him a grateful look.
As expected of a good son-in-law. When the critical moment comes, he's still on my side.
If I really do win my wife back, the son-in-law will definitely get his share of the benefits.
"Right, the claw is too loose. I'll try again. I refuse to believe I can't grab one today." Father Leng instinctively began maneuvering the claw machine again.
This time, the claw went off course and perfectly missed.
Xiang Shan crossed her arms over her chest, her graceful figure leaning against the edge of the glass window. She said to Father Leng, "So the claw isn't too loose this time, is it?"
Fuck! What the hell is going on!
Father Leng was on the verge of tears.
What kind of day is today? I've actually embarrassed myself in front of my wife twice in a row.
Ugh, this is really Chasing the Wife Crematorium.
Father Leng regretted it deeply, feeling that he was too pathetic.
"What should I do now?" Father Leng looked at Jiang Muye and shot him a look, clearly wanting Jiang Muye to be his rescuer.
How could he possibly not save his future Father-in-Law?
Jiang Muye wasn't an idiot. How could he possibly miss this chance to curry favor with his Father-in-Law?
So Jiang Muye said to Xiang Shan, "Mother-in-Law, you really can't blame Father-in-Law. Even us young people can't really grab these dolls. This is just an idiot tax. If you don't believe me, watch me."
Jiang Muye inserted a coin and began to demonstrate.
He didn't even look. He just slapped the button randomly.
Clank.
Jiang Muye: "???"
Leng Ruoli exclaimed in surprise, "You got it!"
Jiang Muye looked at the doll rolling down at the exit.
This is way too brutal… Holy shit, I actually got it!
Father Leng's melancholy gaze shot over.
Xiang Shan curved her lips. "Oh? I think it's pretty easy to grab. You got one on your first random try."
Jiang Muye wanted to cry, daily autism.
Isn't this just picking up a rock to smash my own foot? And I smashed my Father-in-Law's stage while I was at it.
Father Leng was clearly so furious at Jiang Muye that he was gritting his teeth. He originally still had a way to bluff Xiang Shan, but Jiang Muye had casually gotten one, which made it seem like there was no technical difficulty involved at all.
Leng Ruoli also sighed, feeling that this was quite absurd.
Jiang Muye tried his best to maintain an optimistic attitude. After picking up the doll, he instinctively handed it to Leng Ruoli.
After Leng Ruoli took the doll, she smiled sweetly.
Jiang Muye was captivated by the sight.
The two of them were stirred in heart and mind, and the air itself seemed to radiate the flavor of romance.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem." Xiang Shan coughed.
Jiang Muye and Leng Ruoli snapped back to their senses.
Leng Ruoli was like a little rabbit whose tail had been stepped on.
A moment later, she handed the doll to Xiang Shan. "Mom, here, your son-in-law grabbed this for you!"
Xiang Shan cast Leng Ruoli a sidelong glance. "Borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha."
"Anyway… it's for you!" Leng Ruoli's little face was flushed red.
"I don't want it. It wasn't grabbed for me anyway." Xiang Shan refused, her face sour.
Seeing Xiang Shan unhappy, and combined with his own repeated failures, Father Leng felt super humiliated.
He instinctively started shouting, "Front Desk, come here! I want to buy every doll in this cabinet! I'm buying the whole lot!"
Father Leng thought: So what if I can't grab them? I'm rich.
I'll just buy the claw machine! Why even grab? Whatever Xiang Shan likes, she can have it. No need to agonize over it.
The most important thing is that I can still make use of my money power. That's not bad either.
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