Chapter 51: You Stole Leng Ruoli's Heart but Won't Give It Back

"Boss Cutie."

"This Judge hereby declares you guilty of stealing Miss Leng Ruoli's heart and refusing to give it back~ You're a big bad guy! A wicked, evil bad guy! A super villain~"

Leng Ruoli mumbled all of that out.

Jiang Muye burst out laughing.

He reached out and started kneading Leng Ruoli's shoulders. "So? How many years are you sentencing me to?"

"Life imprisonment. You'll be locked up in me for the rest of your life, no escaping~" Leng Ruoli stretched out a finger and tapped Jiang Muye on the nose.

Jiang Muye chuckled softly and looked at Leng Ruoli. "Are you really drunk, or just pretending?"

Could someone drunk still be this coherent?

But Jiang Muye didn't get an answer. Instead, his hand was bitten down hard.

"Tch." Jiang Muye drew a sharp breath.

Looking at the teeth marks on the back of his hand, he said, "You really bit me, and not lightly either."

Leng Ruoli licked the corner of her crimson lips, looking fierce, though to Jiang Muye it was more like acting spoiled. "Punishing you."

"Good, good, good, punish me. Then let me take you back now, no more trouble, okay?" Jiang Muye reached out and gently rubbed Leng Ruoli's head. "Be good, okay?"

In the end, Leng Ruoli hugged his wrist and wouldn't let go.

Jiang Muye narrowed his eyes and tugged the corner of his mouth helplessly. "Like this, how am I supposed to drive you back?"

Leng Ruoli acted as if she had blocked out his words entirely, her little face pressed against him the whole time.

In the dim light, she had gone from her earlier rowdy state to something very quiet, eyes closed, a flush still on both cheeks. No longer causing mischief, but unbearably lovely.

Jiang Muye, who had originally just been watching from the other shore, now truly felt a fire catching.

When Leng Ruoli had been struggling with him earlier, a few buttons on her clothes had come undone, revealing a stretch of fair, alluring scenery. The black strap of her bra had long since slipped down to her pert shoulder.

The dark valleys between the hills ran deep, spreading far, though not visible between her clothes, they still gave rise to endless fantasies.

Jiang Muye tried hard to convince himself.

She's drunk right now. Don't take advantage of her.

Form is emptiness, emptiness is form.

Jiang Muye took a deep breath and forcibly pulled his arm out of Leng Ruoli's grasp.

He made himself calm down for a full thirty seconds before he settled himself.

Not daring to look at Leng Ruoli anymore, he chose to drive.

He had to get Leng Ruoli back quickly, otherwise with dry wood and roaring fire like this, even his strong willpower was in danger of crumbling.

Jiang Muye drove to the school at what was almost drifting speed.

After arriving at the girls' dormitory building, Jiang Muye began carrying Leng Ruoli on his back. By now Leng Ruoli was completely drunk, not crying or fussing, very well-behaved, which made it easy for Jiang Muye to carry her to the bottom of the dorm.

The System reminded him: 【Congratulations, Host, on successfully signing in at the girls' dormitory. Reward: one million rmb!】

When Jiang Muye reached the dormitory entrance, he was immediately intercepted by the dorm auntie. "Young man, this is the girls' dorm, you can't go in."

"Auntie, I'm just taking her up. She's drunk," Jiang Muye explained to the dorm auntie.

The dorm auntie took one look at Leng Ruoli on Jiang Muye's back, reeking of alcohol, and her earlier fierce attitude softened considerably.

"She really is drunk. Young man, you're quite decent, not taking advantage of a girl and even knowing to bring her back. A rare good boy these days!" The dorm auntie sighed with emotion.

Jiang Muye suddenly had no way of knowing whether the dorm auntie was praising him or insulting him.

In all honesty, if this had been his girlfriend, he wouldn't have wanted to bring her back at all.

But Leng Ruoli wasn't his girlfriend, so of course he had to bring her back.

Jiang Muye still cared about real feelings. Without feelings, no matter how beautiful the person or how tempting the figure, he wouldn't casually make a move.

"Then Auntie, could you make an exception? I'll take her up now," Jiang Muye said.

"Good, good, good, let's go up together." The dorm auntie was quite responsible and went upstairs with Jiang Muye.

After reaching Leng Ruoli's dorm, just as Jiang Muye pushed the door open, he heard a familiar voice.

"Ruoli, you're back! How come you're so late today?"

A woman in just a black camisole was sitting on the makeup chair with her back to him.

She was painting her toenails. On her soft pink feet, the crimson toenails made her feet look even more translucent and delicate.

After Jiang Muye heard that familiar voice, he already had a bad premonition.

But it was too late to hide.

The other party had already started to turn around—

Heavenly Lightning struck the earth.

The other party's eyes widened slightly, then she spoke in surprise, "Jiang Muye, what are you doing here! Ahhhh, great, you came looking for me, right!"

This girl was Mi Lu.

She was now so happy she was trembling like a flower in the wind.

Jiang Muye wanted to cry but had no tears. How had he walked right into the trap, into the wolves' den.

"You're Leng Ruoli's roommate?" Jiang Muye never imagined that heaven would play such a joke on him.

Mi Lu actually knew Leng Ruoli, and they were even in the same dorm.

"Yeah, but why are you carrying Ruoli?" Mi Lu was puzzled. "What happened to her?"

The dorm auntie said enthusiastically, "This young man is really decent. Said she was drunk and brought her back."

"So the guy she went out to eat with today was you!" Mi Lu exclaimed, her little face turning very pale.

She knew Leng Ruoli had gone to eat with a guy she liked.

Now it was Jiang Muye carrying her back.

Could Jiang Muye be the guy Leng Ruoli liked?

There was no such thing as something that melodramatic in this world.

Mi Lu immediately started convincing herself: Jiang Muye must have just been too chivalrous, seen Leng Ruoli drunk and carried her back.

Right, it must be like that.

Jiang Muye didn't answer directly, just said to Mi Lu, "Take good care of her. When she wakes up, have her take some hangover medicine so she won't feel awful."

"Okay." Mi Lu agreed.

Her eyes were fixed adoringly on Jiang Muye, reluctant to look away.

After Jiang Muye put Leng Ruoli on the bed and was about to leave, Mi Lu immediately grabbed his arm.

"You're so infuriating. I sent you so many messages on WeChat before, why didn't you reply? And today you didn't even come looking for me. Tell me how you're going to make it up to me."

Mi Lu's soft hills kept rubbing against Jiang Muye without letting go. Jiang Muye was depressed. "Sis, I haven't even added you on WeChat. What are you talking about?"

"That can't be right, I definitely added you!" Mi Lu didn't believe it and directly took out her phone to show Jiang Muye.

Jiang Muye took a look and found that Mi Lu had added his alt account.

He immediately understood that it must have been those three beasts of roommates. Only they knew his alt account password.

"This is my alt account, I don't use it. You must have gotten it from my roommates, right?"

Jiang Muye's words made Mi Lu realize she had been tricked.

She began cursing those three dogs in her heart for scamming her money.

But looking again at the handsome, tall Jiang Muye in front of her, how could she bear to get angry at him? She smiled sweetly and said, "Then add me on your main account."

"No need." Jiang Muye said coolly. "I don't casually add people on WeChat."

【Congratulations, Host, on rejecting Campus Belle Mi. Reward: one million rmb, and Study Points increased by twenty.】

Jiang Muye was very satisfied.

With the Study Points added, wasn't he one step closer to becoming a Super Scholar?

Mi Lu refused. "No way, you have to add me. I was scammed out of three thousand yuan by your roommates, you have to make it up to me."

Jiang Muye cursed his roommates in his heart for actually taking Mi Lu's money.

Now Mi Lu had a complete excuse to pester him.

"They're the ones who scammed you, you can go find them, or I can help you get the money back. Senior, you'd better download the Anti-Fraud Center app to avoid being scammed again." Jiang Muye distanced himself. "Also, adding people really isn't necessary."

"But…" Mi Lu was about to say something else when Jiang Muye said, "I need to go downstairs. This is the girls' dorm."

Although the girls' dorm was a place many boys wanted to sneak into, Jiang Muye was unmoved, not finding it exciting at all. Instead, he felt this place was a demon's lair.

He just wanted to escape Mi Lu's pestering.

The dorm auntie said appreciatively, "This young man is right. Alright, she's been delivered. If there's anything else, talk about it somewhere else."

So the dorm auntie took Jiang Muye and left.

Mi Lu was reluctant to let Jiang Muye go in every way, practically leaning on the doorframe, gazing after his back as if waiting through all four seasons.

Finally, such a delicious man was placed before her eyes, yet he had no interest in her at all.

Was her face not pretty enough, her chest not big enough, her waist not slim enough, or her legs not long enough?

Why was he unmoved?

Mi Lu stomped her feet angrily and huffed, "Next time we meet, I insist on buying it—you'll fall at my feet!"