Chapter 557: Drink More Milk and Eat Papaya If You Want to Grow

The Campus Belle Comes On Strong at Me, Jiang Muye

Boss Cutie

Old He started chasing Little White Dove around several times. "You little bastard, if you've got the guts, don't run!"

"Heh, I'll run, just you try to catch me. If you can't catch me, you're my grandson!" Little White Dove was having the time of his life, running laps around the group. His stamina was incredible.

This infuriated Old He. He was a Little Cheetah by nature, but he just wasn't as agile as Little White Dove. Every time he was about to grab him, Little White Dove would bolt like lightning, slip through a gap, and hide behind the Counselor.

There was nothing to be done. Old He couldn't catch Little White Dove, so he could only glare at him.

Little White Dove was completely unafraid, even making ugly faces at Old He.

Jiang Muye watched these two clowns fooling around and burst out laughing. "These two are exhausting themselves now. They won't have any strength left for the physical exam later."

"Let them play. When they collapse later, no one's carrying them back," said Kai, enjoying the show from the sidelines. He'd even pulled out his phone to record the two chasing each other.

He was planning to edit it into a funny video and publicly shame them, laughing at them good and proper.

After playing around for a while, Old He and Little White Dove were truly exhausted. They sat at opposite ends of the same seat, ignoring each other completely.

"You dog, you're just asking for a beating!"

"You can't catch me, so you're the grandson. Quick, call me grandpa!"

"Pfft, as if you deserve it! I knew I shouldn't have set you up with that Little Junior back then. Should've let you stay a single dog!"

"She liked me to begin with. Did I need you guys to set us up? Not convinced? Bite me!"

Watching the two of them yelling at each other from a distance, Jiang Muye found it hilarious. "Eldest Brother, have you two even graduated elementary school? You're seriously as childish as grade-schoolers."

"Screw that, I'm mature as hell, very manly. What's childish about me!" Little White Dove continued to display his shamelessness.

"Oh man, you're making me sick. You've scraped the bamboo shoots off the mountain dry, you shameless thing. If you're lacking self-awareness, let us spray you with salt soda until you snap out of it."

Kai tugged at Jiang Muye and said with a chuckle, "I've seen through it. Internal affairs should be left for them to digest themselves. If we intervene, it'll just cause indigestion."

Jiang Muye nodded in strong agreement. "I fully approve."

So Jiang Muye and Kai stayed out of the farce.

That's what brothers are, after all. They fight and bicker, and just a moment ago they were hurling insults, but a pack of spicy strips quickly restores the friendship.

"Spicy strips. Want some?"

"I suppose I'll take some! These spicy strips are seriously good, delicious!"

"Weilong really is the best, and that konjac snack is good too."

"Let's hit the convenience store later and grab a few packs. Haven't had them in ages."

"Sure, you're buying."

"Fine, I'll buy. It's not like I'm short on pocket change. But you're buying the dorm toilet paper. We're completely out."

"Fuck, how does our guys' dorm run out of toilet paper so fast!"

"Anyone who's constipated knows damn well why!"

"You say I'm constipated, well I say you love watching porn. If you'd just do it a few less times a day, would our dorm need this much toilet paper!"

"You're bringing that up? Are your numbers any lower? Every time you can't even last three minutes. I don't even want to talk about it."

"As if I don't have stamina! You pervert, you're timing me? Don't go ruining your grandpa's reputation!"

Jiang Muye felt helpless and turned to Kai. "How are those two arguing again?"

Kai burst out laughing. "Hahaha, two elementary-school retards who still haven't graduated."

As a result, Old He and Little White Dove, still mid-argument, both turned to glare at Kai in unison. "You're the retard! Who are you calling names?"

"Dormitory Head, I've noticed you've been walking a bit cocky lately. Think I can't lift my blade anymore?"

Watching the two unite to bombard Kai, who wore an expression of complete confusion, Jiang Muye absolutely lost it laughing.

"Hahahaha, too funny, a bunch of grade-schoolers!"

The atmosphere was great, and it lasted until they finally got on the bus.

At the same time, Leng Ruoli's class had already lined up for the physical exam.

It just so happened that they were doing the same Project A as Xia Xiran's class.

The two Campus Belles happened to end up in the same examination room.

The onlookers saw this and sighed in admiration.

This was simply a feast for the eyes.

Each one more beautiful than the last, equally stunning, each with her own charm.

When it came time to weigh themselves, the girls hesitated. "Should I put my phone down? Let me take off my shoes, they're too heavy."

Later they'd say, "Maybe I should go pee first. I'll definitely be lighter after."

The Girl with Glasses nodded. "Yeah, definitely need to use the bathroom first."

But while everyone else was anxious, Xia Xiran just urged them on. "Just weigh yourselves already."

After stepping on the scale, she said, "I gained a few pounds!"

Seeing the number, she still felt a bit worried.

After all, weight was very important to girls.

A classmate of Leng Ruoli's said to her with a hint of schadenfreude, "Xia Xiran got fatter."

"If she got fatter, that's her business. As long as I'm thin."

That single sentence silenced Xia Xiran.

So much hatred being drawn.

She retreated to the side and quietly observed Leng Ruoli.

Leng Ruoli confidently stepped on the scale.

The Girl with Glasses said to Xia Xiran, "I've felt recently that she's gained a bit of weight."

"But she's still so thin. Look how small her face is, how slim her waist." Xia Xiran looked Leng Ruoli up and down.

Leng Ruoli's figure was incredibly hot: slim waist, long legs, big chest and perky rear. She was completely the type who'd been well-nourished, her complexion glowing. Anyone who saw her would feel envious.

"It's true," the Girl with Glasses nodded.

Leng Ruoli's great figure truly made others despair.

Even if she'd gained weight, she was still the slimmest standard in everyone's minds.

Just as Leng Ruoli had expected, she was a bit heavier.

Over a pound heavier. Leng Ruoli furrowed her brow slightly.

However, since she'd gained weight, one girl let out a gasp.

"You got fatter! Campus Belle, at this rate, you're going to get flabby."

Some girls were secretly gloating.

But Leng Ruoli calmly said to the girl, "No matter how fat I get, I'm still thinner than you."

That single sentence nearly made the girl cough up blood.

That's right.

Leng Ruoli really was thin, incomparable to ordinary girls.

And even having gained weight, she'd become even more beautiful. How infuriating!

After stepping off the scale, Leng Ruoli began having her measurements taken.

When Leng Ruoli's superior figure was displayed, the other girls were instantly consumed with envy.

"She's seriously so thin! Her body proportions are amazing."

"36D! Way better than my flat chest. No matter how I squeeze, I can't get any."

"So fair and big! So nice, even as a girl I'm in love with a body like that. Jiang Muye must be enjoying himself."

Faced with the girls' envy, Leng Ruoli remained composed.

To her, this was already a common occurrence. After all, she experienced this every day.

Xia Xiran looked at Leng Ruoli's tall, graceful figure and felt a bit ashamed of herself.

She was good in every way, just a bit small.

How could she compare to Leng Ruoli? It seemed she still needed to eat more papaya and drink more milk.