Chapter 584: Bullying the Little Wife Is Quite Amusing

"Heh heh, so what if I knock? I'm not scared. There's nothing wrong with wanting to spend a bit more time with my little wife."

Jiang Muye rubbed Leng Ruoli's waist, tickling her until she giggled.

This left Jiang Muye feeling quite satisfied. After a little lovey-dovey time with his fiancée, he reluctantly brought her downstairs.

"That long?" was Mother Jiang's first remark, which made Leng Ruoli's little face explode with redness.

If it weren't for Jiang Muye wanting to get frisky, they probably would've come down much earlier.

How were they supposed to explain this now?

Leng Ruoli looked at Jiang Muye helplessly.

Jiang Muye looked back at Leng Ruoli smugly.

Beg me, and I'll help you explain.

Leng Ruoli pouted her red lips, looking a bit huffy.

"Mom, it's nothing. Muye just wanted to stay in bed a little longer."

Hearing this, Jiang Muye wanted to laugh.

So now the blame's been dumped on me.

But thinking about it carefully, coming down late really did have to do with him, so he couldn't blame her for saying that.

"You, don't let her go hungry. She's got two kids in her belly now, so she needs to eat breakfast early." Mother Jiang glared at Jiang Muye.

Jiang Muye smiled and said, "Alright, I got it."

Leng Ruoli secretly smiled and sat down in her seat.

"Here, have some fried dough sticks." Jiang Muye instinctively put a dough stick in Leng Ruoli's bowl.

But Mother Jiang said, "That's too greasy for breakfast. I only prepared the dough sticks because you like them."

Mother Jiang turned to Leng Ruoli with a gentle expression and directly placed the rice noodle rolls in front of her. "I heard you like these, so I made them specially for you. I don't know if they'll suit your taste."

"Mom made these? I thought they were bought from outside. They look really good!" Leng Ruoli's eyes lit up.

"As long as you like them." Mother Jiang was full of affection.

Of course, while caring for Jiang Muye, she also placed a dough stick in his bowl. "Eat up, you're still growing."

Jiang Muye burst out laughing. "I'm already an adult, over twenty years old. Still growing?"

"Even if you're an adult, you're still a child to me. Isn't it good to eat well and get strong?" Mother Jiang glared at Jiang Muye.

Jiang Muye smiled back and said, "Aren't you afraid I'll get fat? There's still the postpartum period later. I heard the mothers don't gain weight, it's the fathers who do."

"Really?" Leng Ruoli wanted to laugh after hearing this. "You'd probably look pretty cute if you got fat."

"I won't get fat." Jiang Muye still stuffed a dough stick in his mouth.

He had the System. No matter how much he ate, he wouldn't gain weight. How could he possibly get fat?

Getting fat was impossible. Haha, eating had no burden at all.

Food was the one thing you absolutely couldn't let down!

"Son, you're still young. I thought the same thing back then, but later I had to admit defeat." Father Jiang seemed a bit melancholy as he spoke, patting his slightly bulging belly. "In fact, I used to be a pretty boy."

"Keep bragging." Mother Jiang gave Father Jiang a sidelong glance.

Father Jiang harrumphed. "I was the Wu Yanzu of the East District, okay! Didn't you fall for my face and become obsessed with me?"

Mother Jiang felt a bit embarrassed. "Stop it! You were the one who kept pestering me!"

"That's because your eyes kept shooting me signals!" Father Jiang teased with a smile. "Back then, when I got a little close to Little Hua next door, you got anxious and asked me if I wanted to date you."

Hearing this, Jiang Muye looked like an excited bystander. "Mom, you were that fierce?"

"I've forgotten all about those things. Anyway, it wasn't like your father!" Mother Jiang retorted with a red face.

"Heh heh, now you won't admit it. You were so into me back then." Father Jiang laughed. "If I were around now, I'd be a little fresh meat. If I debuted, I'd definitely take the entertainment circle by storm and make all those girls swoon."

"Keep bragging. Aren't you afraid of popping the cowhide?" Mother Jiang glared at Father Jiang.

"That's just how it was. Look at how handsome our son is. Weren't there many talent scouts trying to recruit him into the entertainment circle?" Father Jiang chuckled.

Mother Jiang was rather proud. "That's because I'm beautiful. Our son inherited my excellent genes!"

Father Jiang argued, "The male genes are more important in heredity! Look how much our son looks like me!"

"Just eat more and stop being so narcissistic. Aren't you afraid of your son and daughter-in-law laughing at you?" Mother Jiang smiled helplessly and said to Leng Ruoli, "He's just never serious."

Leng Ruoli shook her head and smiled. "Not at all. I think Dad is especially cute."

"See that? Our daughter-in-law says I'm cute!" Father Jiang began to show off.

"Give it a rest! On and on. If you don't eat, I'm confiscating your chopsticks." Mother Jiang was complaining about Father Jiang, but her face held a trace of delight.

Father Jiang harrumphed and tattled to Jiang Muye, "Look at your mom. She's too snobbish. Now she won't even let me eat!"

"Do I? It's just that you talk too much!" Mother Jiang retorted.

"Really? Back then you were the one who asked me to whisper more sweet nothings to you. You said you loved hearing them. Now you're already sick of me?"

Father Jiang harrumphed, making Mother Jiang directly reach out and secretly pinch his wrist.

"See, now she's getting violent."

"If you don't want to eat, then don't!"

Watching the two bicker, Jiang Muye laughed heartily. "You two are doing this on purpose to feed us dog food, flirting right in front of us."

"But I think it's very happy, very full of the warmth of daily life." Leng Ruoli added.

Jiang Muye scratched Leng Ruoli's nose. "Then should I argue with you?"

"Sure, are you sure you can out-argue me?" Leng Ruoli looked at Jiang Muye proudly.

Jiang Muye leaned in and whispered softly by Leng Ruoli's ear, "Yeah, I can't out-argue you, so every time you just use your mouth."

Leng Ruoli's little face turned slightly red, and she secretly buried her face in Jiang Muye's shoulder.

"Why do you say everything out loud? Mom and Dad are still here."

Her sneaky words made Jiang Muye smile.

He dotingly rubbed Leng Ruoli. "Alright, just eat."

Jiang Muye deliberately placed a chicken wing root in Leng Ruoli's bowl. "Eat more, so you have energy."

"You and Mom have already put enough food in my bowl." Leng Ruoli muttered with her red lips. "Pregnant women gain weight easily anyway. I'll probably turn into a pig later."

She reached out and started rubbing her belly.

It was only a little over a month now, so her belly hadn't bulged yet.

But Leng Ruoli clearly felt that her waist wasn't as slim as before.

Even though the pregnancy wasn't visible, Leng Ruoli still wanted to maintain a good figure.

Not to gain too much weight during pregnancy.

"Is there such a cute little pig? You'd look good even if you gained weight." Jiang Muye praised. "Beauty is in the bones, not the skin. You're a natural beauty."