Chapter 672: Hurry Up and Take Out Your Little Red Book
Rejected 99 Times, the Aloof Campus Belle Comes On Strong at Me, Jiang Muye
Boss Cutie
Jiang Muye was quite pleased with himself. "Don't rush me. You'll all have yours sooner or later. But for now, let me give you a few looks so you can be jealous."
Kai: "You really know how to draw aggro!!"
Old He: "Believe it or not, we'll go get our certificates tonight, and then yours won't seem so special anymore."
Little White Dove looked at Sheng Xinyi. "Xinyi, we'll get ours sooner or later too, right?"
Sheng Xinyi cooperatively nodded. "That's right. If you want, we can go get our certificate in a few days…"
She smiled and leaned against Little White Dove's shoulder, showing off their affection.
"Ooh, ooh." Jiang Muye clicked his tongue. "Alright, all of you go get your certificates, I won't stop you! But if you don't, I'll beat you up!"
Jiang Muye really wasn't joking. Who wouldn't want their brothers to be happy? Especially when their girlfriends were this great.
Then they could all start families together, build their happiness, and live in perfect harmony. How wonderful would that be?
Mi Lu shrugged and sighed. "Oh dear. Then what are Shirley and I supposed to do as single dogs? Who are we supposed to get our certificates with?"
Jiang Xueli immediately leaned against Mi Lu's shoulder. "Sister Mi Lu, as long as you don't stick too strictly to gender, anything is possible."
Jiang Muye: "…"
This really is a crime.
The lilies of my hometown have bloomed again?
Jiang Xueli didn't forget to urge him to show the marriage certificate.
Jiang Muye took it out.
Jiang Xueli and Mi Lu were the first to look.
After looking, Jiang Xueli exclaimed, "You two really look like you're shooting a photoshoot! You're so perfect together. Even your marriage certificate photo turned out this good!"
Jiang Muye smugly said, "Of course. Look at who your brother and sister-in-law are!"
Old He teased, "Hahahaha, you're letting it go to your head. I actually think the Cold Campus Belle looks better, way more photogenic than you. As for you, we don't even want to look."
Little White Dove got excited. "Exactly. Of the whole family, Muzi probably has the lowest looks."
Kai: "I strongly agree."
Jiang Muye was depressed. "Is it that I can't pick up a knife anymore, or are you all getting too cocky? Am I not good-looking?"
He looked for Leng Ruoli to confirm, smiling as he asked, "Darling, am I good-looking?"
Leng Ruoli's little face was flushed red. She shyly nodded. "Of course you're good-looking."
As a result, he got jeers from his beast roommates.
"Oh, this dog food is going to stuff someone to death. Like anyone here doesn't have a wife? Darling, give me a kiss."
"Jingjing, am I handsome?"
"Xinyi, I'm good-looking too, right!"
Jiang Muye heard this and said irritably, "You bunch of airheads!"
But he wasn't angry. He was truly immersed in this joyful atmosphere.
The brothers teased and fooled around, but their bond was stronger than stone, and they were all sincere people.
It wasn't some fake brotherhood.
When there were happy things, they could share them together; when they were unhappy, they could share their worries.
Didn't life require a few trusted friends to play with, joke with, and laugh with?
Jiang Muye felt he was truly lucky, with just about nothing missing.
While Jiang Muye and his brothers were bickering, Mi Lu was looking at the marriage certificate.
Although the bride on the certificate wasn't her, it was her good friend.
And a girl she genuinely felt was worthy of Jiang Muye.
A faint trace of reluctance surfaced in Mi Lu's eyes, a bit of bitterness, but also some happiness.
At least the boy she liked was happy now.
Look, in the photo on the marriage certificate, how happy Jiang Muye was smiling.
"Blessings to you both. You have to be happy," Mi Lu said, gazing at Leng Ruoli with sincere blessings.
Leng Ruoli's little face was slightly red. She accepted Mi Lu's blessing and revealed a sweet smile. "Thank you, Sister Mi Lu."
She took the initiative to hug Mi Lu.
She felt very fortunate that her love rival was Mi Lu.
Mi Lu genuinely liked Jiang Muye. She could feel it. And she was also happy that Mi Lu could let go of the past, accept her again, and face herself and her relationship with Jiang Muye anew.
If Mi Lu hadn't let go, perhaps she would still have a long road ahead, and would have walked it utterly exhausted.
She certainly wouldn't be as happy as she was now.
Everything came from Sister Mi Lu's blessing.
In that moment, a mist flickered in Mi Lu's eyes.
She wanted to cry, yet also wanted to smile.
"Ruoli, don't say thanks, and don't celebrate too early. On your wedding day, I'll absolutely be the most beautiful bridesmaid. I might even outshine the whole scene, including you, the bride. So if you don't want to be outdone by my beauty, you'd better dress up nicely and become the prettiest bride!"
Mi Lu's words left Leng Ruoli not the slightest bit bothered.
She knew Sister Mi Lu was just joking, and Sister Mi Lu had always been a sensitive and thoughtful person to begin with.
If Sister Mi Lu had wanted to outshine her, she could have dressed very elaborately at the engagement banquet, but she hadn't done so. Clearly, she was a kind girl who held back her edge for her sake.
With affection, Leng Ruoli deeply hugged Sister Mi Lu tightly. "Okay."
Only then did Mi Lu press down her loneliness and return to her optimistic and positive self.
That little red booklet was passed around among the beast roommates.
Jiang Muye heard his beast roommates all giving their comments.
"In this marriage photo, Muzi is pretty handsome, just a bit uglier than us. When we go take ours, they'll definitely look better than yours," Old He teased.
Kai nodded. "Absolutely. We absolutely won't be outdone by Muzi. Even if we aren't the first to get our certificates, we can still be the ones with the best-looking certificate photos."
Little White Dove instinctively looked at the pretty Sheng Xinyi and smiled. "My girlfriend is this good-looking, so our marriage certificate photo will definitely be the best."
Jiang Muye burst out laughing. "Every one of you just knows how to tear me down. Keep bragging, go on. My looks are right there, the ceiling of good looks. You'd have a hard time catching up to half my handsomeness, unless you use Asia's Four Great Evil Arts."
"Fuck you. Do I need Meitu Xiuxiu? I'm already the ceiling of good looks!" Old He cursed with a laugh.
Jiang Muye scoffed. "Pfft, did I say Meitu Xiuxiu? Haha, I figure you could just get medical aesthetic injections. It's not like there aren't guys who get surgery."
At that, Old He pounced over and grabbed Jiang Muye. "Oh, now that you're a married man, you're immediately letting it go to your head! Watch how I deal with you!"
"I'll join in too. Let's teach him a lesson, consider it a wedding gift!" Kai laughed and pounced as well.
Little White Dove was also like a wild horse off the reins, pressing down along with them.
"Hey, are you guys trying to crush me to death! Enough, you're really going too far. Hurry and save me, Darling!" Jiang Muye called for help with a laugh.
His roommates didn't let up, and kept laughing and roughhousing with Jiang Muye the whole time.
Leng Ruoli smiled. "I'm coming to save you. Don't bully my husband!"