Chapter 675: My Wife Is Pregnant

"Get out of here, you brat! Go find somewhere cool to hang out!" Jiang Muye snorted.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you really let me down." Little White Dove crossed his arms and pretended to be angry.

Jiang Muye immediately stepped forward to hug Little White Dove. "Come on, give me a hug. We're brothers, aren't we? So petty. I wish you two an early marriage, two kids in three years, and then a whole string of little gourds later!"

"Screw you, get off, get off, you disgust me. I've got a girlfriend to hug, why would I want to hug you!" Little White Dove pretended to be aloof and shifted away.

But Jiang Muye knew he was all talk and no bite, so he forced a hug on him anyway—and then the two of them couldn't separate.

"Impressive. You really are my good brother who shares my bed!" Jiang Muye said happily.

"Heh heh, glad you know it! I've treated you well plenty of times before!"

"You little shit, I've treated you well plenty of times too."

"You used to call me son, and now I'm a little shit? Then what should I call you?"

"Whatever you want. I'm the boss of this family anyway!"

"Bullshit, I'm older than you."

"Older where?"

"Holy shit, am I publicly driving right now?"

"Little White Dove, come on, I didn't say anything. You're the one with the dirty mind! All these people can be my witnesses—I wasn't driving, your speed was just too fast!" Jiang Muye said with a laugh.

Meanwhile, Mi Lu rested her hand on Leng Ruoli's shoulder, watching the two bicker, and shook her head. "These two boys aren't over five years old, are they? It sounds like I'm listening to a kindergarten argument."

"They haven't grown up yet. It's nice being a little boy, at least he's happy." Leng Ruoli said cheerfully.

"Heh heh, you just spoil him." Looking at Leng Ruoli's expression, Mi Lu felt that Jiang Muye choosing Leng Ruoli was the most reasonable outcome.

Even she, as a woman, was about to fall for Leng Ruoli.

"He's the husband I picked from a thousand candidates. Of course I'm going to spoil him."

Leng Ruoli responded matter-of-factly, and the way she looked at Jiang Muye was full of affection.

Mi Lu felt a wave of emotion. Right now, her heart was full of blessings for Jiang Muye and Leng Ruoli.

If she said she had no lingering attachment, that would definitely be a lie.

After all, he was a man she liked very much. But rather than holding onto something she couldn't have, it was better to let go and watch him be happy.

"Alright, let's start eating. What if my darling goes hungry!" Jiang Muye said with a laugh.

Little White Dove immediately cut in. "Stop using Sister-in-law as an excuse. I can tell you're the one who's hungry."

Jiang Muye glared at Little White Dove and directly smacked him on the head. "Cut it out. What Sister-in-law, Sister-in-law? You should be calling her Eldest Sister-in-law, got it~!"

Hearing Jiang Muye's words, Little White Dove smiled helplessly. "Xinyi, you see that? This man right here, he's bullying me!"

Sheng Xinyi then said seriously to Jiang Muye, "Senior Muye, you can't bully my man."

"You, even bringing in reinforcements now." Jiang Muye shook his head with amusement, watching Little White Dove get pulled away by his Little Junior Sheng Xinyi.

After all the laughter and fooling around, they got down to business and started ordering.

Jiang Muye had never intended to be extravagant. He just wanted everyone to have a happy gathering, so of course he wasn't going to order anything especially expensive.

He casually ordered some reasonably priced dishes. But then Little White Dove said, "Are you looking down on us? Ordering a plate of greens and some smashed cucumber? We're the ones treating you, don't embarrass us like this."

Jiang Muye didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "I like greens. What's wrong with ordering a little smashed cucumber to cleanse the palate? In that case, the signature roast duck is a must, and the spicy blood curd too. And get me a portion of braised pork in sauce!"

"That's the you I know. Order some more, don't save money for us. This is to celebrate you two, so eat to your heart's content!" Little White Dove announced generously.

He and the other roommates ordered some more hearty dishes.

Good grief, none of them were cheap.

If this were the past, none of them would have ordered these.

Jiang Muye could tell exactly how they felt, and the corners of his mouth curved up.

Suddenly, he felt that having brothers like these was truly wonderful. People said feelings fade after graduation, but Jiang Muye believed these brothers would be the exception.

A full table of dishes arrived, and the brothers even ordered alcohol.

"Come on, let's drink. Muzi, you especially have to drink!" Old He called out, filling the glasses to the brim.

Leng Ruoli immediately glanced at Jiang Muye worriedly, even gently tugging at his palm. It was clearly a hint.

Jiang Muye understood Leng Ruoli's concern.

After all, his stomach wasn't in good shape.

She was afraid he'd feel awful after drinking.

"I'm driving, so I'll drink tea instead!" Jiang Muye said with a smile.

"You got married today and you're not drinking? That's way too disrespectful!" Little White Dove called out. "At least half a glass, show some face, celebrate a little!"

Leng Ruoli immediately spoke up for Jiang Muye. "Today was the marriage registration, not the wedding. He can drink at the wedding."

"Look at that, Sister-in-law is already protecting him!" Little White Dove teased with a laugh.

Jiang Muye rolled his eyes. "How many times do I have to correct you? Call her your Eldest Sister-in-law, do it properly!"

"Got it, Eldest Sister-in-law. You're right, Eldest Brother. Is that good enough?" Little White Dove joked, smiling in response.

The atmosphere became very lively and relaxed.

It drew laughter from Jiang Xueli and Mi Lu.

At the table, Leng Ruoli said seriously, "He just got out of the hospital, and his stomach wasn't good before either. He can't drink. Let it go."

The beastly roommates who had been toasting heard this and felt they had gone too far.

"Right, right, right, we forgot Muzi just recovered from a serious illness. He can't drink."

"Muzi, take good care of your health. You're the hope of our entire dorm!"

"I know an old Chinese medicine doctor. Want me to get you a prescription?"

Seeing how much his roommates cared, Jiang Muye smiled and replied, "I'm fine now. Look, I'm strong as an ox. I could beat up a few whiny crybabies without breaking a sweat!"

They didn't force Jiang Muye to keep drinking. Instead, they let him drink tea as a substitute, just a token gesture.

After Jiang Muye drank his tea, Mi Lu placed a hairy crab in Leng Ruoli's bowl. "Here, fresh. Have some."

Leng Ruoli looked troubled.

Jiang Muye immediately took the hairy crab away and said to Mi Lu, "Sister Mi Lu, no, she can't eat hairy crab in her current condition."

Mi Lu was confused. "Why?"

Jiang Muye and Leng Ruoli exchanged a smile.

Leng Ruoli replied shyly, "I'm pregnant."

Seeing Leng Ruoli stroke her belly, Mi Lu froze for a moment, then was overjoyed. "Really?"

Leng Ruoli nodded shyly.

Jiang Xueli got excited. "Wonderful! Then doesn't that mean I have a baby to play with? So great~! When the time comes, I'll have the little baby do cosplay with me, just like stacking dolls. Wonderful!"

Even the beastly roommates started expressing their envy.

"Damn, you work fast!"

"I thought you secretly registered your marriage, but you were secretly becoming a dad!"

"Isn't this a double blessing! Muzi, you really are something. I always thought you did everything at lightning speed, but now I see you've been hiding your true depth. You're going at rocket speed—nobody's faster than you!"