Chapter 694: So This Is Prenatal Education

Rejected 99 Times, the Aloof Campus Belle Comes On Strong at Me, Jiang Muye

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It was mainly because of the burly man in front of him. He felt like the guy was about to grab a weapon in the next second.

Although he shouldn't judge people by their looks, there was just no way this guy looked like a massage therapist.

"Mr. Jiang, where would you like to start?"

"What are you best at? Just go straight to it!" Jiang Muye wasn't nervous in the slightest.

But afterward, he regretted it.

This therapist was a real piece of work—he'd actually take on a customer just to bully him!

This wasn't a massage at all. This was straight-up murder.

"Ow, hey—Eldest Brother, go easy on me—" Jiang Muye considered his own tolerance to be rather high.

But after this therapist had his way with him, he felt like he was about to collapse.

His whole body was burning with pain.

Some of the acupoints the guy pinched nearly had Jiang Muye's mouth splitting open, every sound coming out of his mouth one of agony.

It just so happened that while Jiang Muye was in such pain that his facial features were practically dancing, he locked eyes with Leng Ruoli, who had just come back with the juice.

Jiang Muye, who had been crying out in pain a moment ago, instantly changed his expression and put on a calm front.

"I'm fine, I'm fine."

Jiang Muye still couldn't let his Darling laugh at him.

After all, a man's dignity was important too.

However, when Leng Ruoli came in, she was met with Jiang Muye's about-to-split expression, looking like he was constipated.

Yet he started holding it in again, making it seem as if nothing had happened.

Leng Ruoli held back her laughter, but the more she held it in, the more she ended up laughing anyway.

"Darling, your laughter is pretty loud… If you want to laugh, just laugh."

Jiang Muye pursed his lips somewhat helplessly.

Leng Ruoli's lips curled up involuntarily. "Hubby, I usually don't laugh, I just couldn't help it."

She then began to urge the therapist again, "Master, go a bit easier, don't press too hard, don't hurt him."

The therapist had never imagined that he'd come to give a massage and end up being fed dog food.

Jiang Muye immediately said to Leng Ruoli, "I can take it, it really doesn't hurt… Ah, easy!"

In the end, Jiang Muye instantly slapped himself in the face.

Leng Ruoli was amused.

Seeing her happy lifted Jiang Muye's mood even more.

"I suddenly feel like a little pain is a good thing, heh heh, great, at least it made my Darling laugh."

Leng Ruoli's little face flushed slightly. "Cut it out!"

Jiang Muye toughed it out, and after the full massage was done, the therapist left.

After the pain faded, Jiang Muye felt great.

"Now that you mention it, it's actually pretty comfortable, feels a bit better than before." Jiang Muye twisted his arm, and he really did feel that the discomfort from sitting too long had all disappeared.

Leng Ruoli said, "Then should I have the therapist come again tomorrow?"

Jiang Muye was caught between laughter and tears. "That really won't be necessary, it genuinely hurts. Normally, to get rid of fatigue, I just need to hug my Darling, and once I've had my fill, I'm good."

As he spoke, Jiang Muye pulled Leng Ruoli into a big bear hug.

Seeing Jiang Muye's sneak attack, Leng Ruoli said with a smile, "Then doesn't my existence just replace those massage masters!"

"Isn't that right, we can save some money, and I get to enjoy superb service, that's great. Of course, if you want the effect to double, Darling, you could choose to put on an office uniform, a catgirl outfit, a kitty outfit, or a sailor uniform!"

Jiang Muye thought of those few uniforms in Leng Ruoli's wardrobe and was practically drooling.

Heh heh.

City Folk Sure Know How to Play.

He liked it.

Unfortunately, that was a benefit from before. There was no way to relive that happiness for now.

Leng Ruoli's little face immediately turned bright red, and she gently pounded Jiang Muye's chest with her little fists. "Cut it out!"

Jiang Muye chuckled and lowered his head to kiss Leng Ruoli's neck.

Leng Ruoli was panting, and she reached out to gently pat Jiang Muye's shoulder. "Watch your limits!"

"Alright, then right now I just want to have a good sleep with my Darling, is that okay?"

"But I want to finish knitting the sweater!" Leng Ruoli looked at Jiang Muye with pitiful eyes.

Jiang Muye was caught between laughter and tears. He hugged Leng Ruoli and said, "No rush, don't worry, I'll definitely wear it, but it doesn't have to be now. Do things when it's time to do them. Like right now, your task is to sleep with your hubby!"

Leng Ruoli's face turned even redder. She nodded. "Okay, then have you finished all your work? No need to work overtime and stay up late tonight, right?"

"When it's time to sleep with my Darling, who's still looking at those damn documents!" Jiang Muye said with a wicked grin, and as he spoke, he directly scooped Leng Ruoli up in a princess carry.

"Ah!" Leng Ruoli let out a startled cry. She hadn't expected Jiang Muye to suddenly princess-carry her, and her skin instantly grew hot.

Her arms very proactively wrapped tightly around Jiang Muye's neck.

"Let's go, time to sleep." Jiang Muye brought his face a bit closer, proactively rubbing cheeks with Leng Ruoli.

Leng Ruoli's eyes were very gentle, and she nodded softly.

So Jiang Muye carried Leng Ruoli back to the bedroom. After a round of washing up, he pressed against Leng Ruoli's soft body and rubbed her as she slept.

He buried his face in Leng Ruoli's hair, watching her long, slender eyelashes blink like stars—very beautiful, very dazzling.

Jiang Muye leaned in and gently stroked her eyelashes. "Darling, your eyelashes are way too long. I used to be called an eyelash demon, my eyelashes are already long, but yours are much longer than mine."

"I'm a girl, I can secretly use eyelash growth serum. Your eyelashes are too thick, though. It's very, very rare for a boy to have eyelashes this long, so you really are very good-looking." Leng Ruoli examined Jiang Muye's face and said shyly.

"You can just say it, why are you getting all shy?" Jiang Muye reached out and stroked Leng Ruoli's fair, pretty little face.

Leng Ruoli said shyly, "I just get embarrassed looking at you."

"Heh heh, now that's something I like to hear. Even though we've been together for quite a while, it still feels like the honeymoon phase." Jiang Muye's lips curled up involuntarily.

Leng Ruoli's lips curled up too. "What, do you want the honeymoon phase to pass quickly and turn into the flat phase?"

"I don't want that at all. The honeymoon is great, so sweet. If it entered the boredom phase, then why would I even get married? That'd be asking for trouble. Besides, I'm confident in my judgment. Since I chose you, it's definitely because you're good enough."

After hearing Jiang Muye's words, Leng Ruoli secretly felt happy.

"I never imagined that after getting married, you'd still say all these sweet things. Before we got married, I didn't hear you say them often."

"Before we got married I didn't? I don't remember that at all." Jiang Muye asked with a smile.

"You just didn't!" Leng Ruoli shot back, smiling as she pinched Jiang Muye's handsome face.

Jiang Muye wrapped an arm around Leng Ruoli's slender shoulders, pulling her even closer to him.

"If you like hearing it, I'll say more. But I don't know any of that domineering CEO stuff. I'm more down-to-earth. Let me learn a few cheesy pickup lines for you," Jiang Muye said ambiguously. "This is prenatal education."

"Is this what prenatal education is like?" Leng Ruoli looked at him.