Chapter 715: How Many Times Have We Kissed? Can’t You Tell the Lip Print Yet?

Chapter 714, Chapter 715: We've Kissed So Many Times, Can't You Even Tell Our Lip Prints Apart?

Rejected 99 Times, the Aloof Campus Belle Comes On Strong at Me, Jiang Muye

Boss Cutie

"Our lipsticks are all pretty similar, so it's hard for any straight guy to tell them apart!" Jiang Xueli whined at Mi Lu. "Let's switch to a different one!"

Mi Lu gave Jiang Xueli a sidelong glance. "Jiang Muye has kissed Ruoli how many times now? Does he not even know the shape of her lips? Then he's just been slacking. No way, he has to pick out her lip print. Otherwise, don't even think about taking his bride home."

Right now, Mi Lu was playing the bad cop.

With Jiang Xueli and Leng Ruoli being so soft-hearted, and both of them already leaning Jiang Muye's way, they'd be incredibly generous with the hints, and then there wouldn't be any of the fun of picking up the bride at all. The whole process would be boring.

Leng Ruoli chimed in, "I think this part is absolutely necessary. We can arrange it."

"See, even the bride agrees!" Mi Lu said smugly.

"But even I, a girl, wouldn't necessarily be able to tell them apart, and there are so many bridesmaids too…" Jiang Xueli, being a total brother-con, definitely didn't want to make things hard for her brother.

But Leng Ruoli just smiled. "I'll use an orange lipstick later, and the rest of you are all in light pink. Won't that make it obvious right away?"

"Ooh, good idea!" Jiang Xueli clapped excitedly.

But Mi Lu was dumbstruck. "You're trying to give him an entire Yangtze River of hints! Even if you're leaning your husband's way, you shouldn't be this biased!"

Leng Ruoli said bashfully, "He's my husband, so of course I'm biased~ Otherwise I'd just be slanting it even more. It's all the same process anyway, and I definitely want it to be a bit easier on him."

Mi Lu shook her head. This was clearly a silly girl deeply lost in love, but thankfully her feelings were worth it, and she'd found someone worth entrusting her whole life to.

"I have an orange-red lipstick here, use it." Mi Lu opened her Hermès bag and took out a lipstick, handing it to Leng Ruoli.

Leng Ruoli's eyes lit up. "Sister Mi Lu!"

This was obviously her being a tsundere, saying one thing and feeling another.

Harsh on the surface, but soft as anything inside.

"I'm here to be a bridesmaid, not to break the two of you up, ahem," Mi Lu explained with a cold face. "And of course, I'm also not here to join the two of you. Can't I just show my respect and blessings?"

Leng Ruoli snickered. "Okay."

She couldn't wait to start using the orange lipstick, then pressed a kiss onto the white paper.

Several of the bridesmaids eagerly pressed their own lip prints too.

After the card of lip prints was brought out, Jiang Muye caught sight of what was going on right away. "This orange one is my Darling's!"

Mi Lu glanced at Jiang Muye. "You sure?"

Just as Jiang Muye was about to answer, Little White Dove got all worked up. "Hey! Bro, don't fall for it so easily, when is it ever that easy? It's probably a decoy! This orange one is definitely not it!"

"Exactly, they're all more devious than the last, this is obviously a trap they've dug for us to jump into!" Old He felt something was off too.

But Jiang Xueli put her hands on her hips, fuming. "You guys are overthinking it."

Jiang Muye spoke up. "It's this one. First of all, Shirley wouldn't lie to me, she's on my side."

As soon as he said that, Jiang Xueli flashed a yeah gesture, blinking adorably like a cutie. "That's right! As expected of my Brother, love you!"

Jiang Muye continued, "Also, this isn't a smoke screen. The main thing is that my Darling's lips are really pretty, a bit like a petal lip, thin at the corners and slightly upturned. See, they're nice and full, really nice to look at, and really comfortable to kiss."

As Jiang Muye gave his assessment, Mi Lu rolled her eyes, and several of the groomsmen couldn't take it either.

"Bro, this is just you drawing aggro so you can show off your love, so are you saying our girlfriends aren't nice to kiss?" Old He hollered.

"Hey hey hey, that's a dangerous question!" Kai sensed something wrong and pointed a finger at Old He.

Lu Jingjing was also squinting at Old He.

Old He knew right away he'd said the wrong thing, and scratched the back of his head sheepishly. "Just joking~"

"I have a wife, so I'm not kissing anyone else. Of course my own wife is the best to kiss, I'm just stating facts. This one here is my Darling's lip print!"

Jiang Muye, full of confidence, handed the lip print card to Mi Lu.

After hearing Jiang Muye's words from inside, Leng Ruoli, seated within, began to secretly smile.

Mi Lu was filled with admiration. "Correct, you guessed right. But the next challenge won't be so easy to get past!"

Mi Lu gave a look, and Sheng Xinyi and the others began sticking sticky notes onto everyone.

"What's this for, we're not gonna have to shake them off, are we?" Little White Dove asked.

"Correct answer. You have to shake all the sticky notes off your bodies within a minute, without using your hands!" Mi Lu announced the rules.

"Fine." Jiang Muye had no objections.

So a bunch of them began desperately shaking the sticky notes off, amid the bridesmaids' laughter, even helping each other out, rubbing them off together.

But while the other groomsmen were struggling with how to shake them off, Jiang Muye had already given a wild shake, and all the sticky notes on his body fell right off.

Everyone around was stunned, he was incredibly fast.

Jiang Muye was quite proud. What was this supposed to be? He was a gamer, this little game couldn't stump him at all.

Except Jiang Muye hadn't imagined that what came next was eating wasabi bread, which practically gave Jiang Muye a mask of pain.

Sure enough, the most vicious was a woman's heart. When a woman gets ruthless, there's really nothing a man can do about it.

Jiang Muye fought his way through six challenges and cut down six generals, and finally made it through the little bride-picking games one by one, successfully entering the room.

He caught sight of the shy bride sitting on the big bed at a glance.

She wore a veil, her elegant beauty making one linger, sinking into it with no way to pull free.

Especially when her eyes met Jiang Muye's, Jiang Muye felt his heart give a long, deep throb, and he couldn't help but want to smile.

Although Jiang Muye had seen his Darling in a wedding dress before, seeing it on the actual wedding day, his mental state was definitely completely different.

"Darling, I've come to take you away." Jiang Muye smiled and stepped forward.

"You have to find the bride's shoes before you can take her." Mi Lu said with a smile.

"Give me a hint, where are the shoes?" Little White Dove asked his girlfriend.

But Sheng Xinyi said shyly, "I can't reveal that, I can't betray the little team. You guys look for them yourselves."

"Your mouth is way too sealed, you can't even tell your boyfriend?" Little White Dove was caught between laughter and tears, it was like some kind of secret agent operation.

"I can't." Sheng Xinyi was struggling to hold back her laughter.

Little White Dove sighed. "Then we'll have to look carefully!"

While the others were fretting over where to find the wedding shoes, Jiang Muye was calm and composed, and directly scooped Leng Ruoli up.

"Darling, aren't the shoes on your feet?" Jiang Muye said with a smile.

He had the System, after all, he could locate any item's position at will. Of course, even without the System, he'd guessed the meaning just from the hints in his Darling's and Jiang Xueli's eyes.

Everyone looked, and sure enough, Leng Ruoli had a pair of beautiful high heels on her feet.