Chapter 72: Sorry, My Abs Ran Away From Home

Chapter 72: Sorry, My Abs Have Run Away From Home

Proposing 99 Times and Being Rejected, the Aloof Campus Belle Forcefully Flirts with Me

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When Jiang Muye saw Mi Lu's reply, he was truly speechless—speechless for his speechless mother, speechless to the point of going home.

How could he possibly send a girl a photo of his abs so easily?

As if that was possible!

Jiang Muye: "Sorry, my abs have run away from home."

Mi Lu: "Could your excuse be any lamer? The last time I saw you in clothes, the outline of your abs was already visible, ok?"

Jiang Muye: "Oh."

Mi Lu: "So mean, just let me take a look, just send one photo, no one will know anyway."

Jiang Muye: "Sister Mi Lu, this kind of behavior isn't good. Put yourself in my shoes—if I asked you to do that, what would you think?"

To his surprise, Mi Lu replied with great enthusiasm, "More than happy to. I could take one and send it to you right now~"

Even through the phone screen, Jiang Muye could feel Mi Lu getting all restless.

Jiang Muye held his forehead. "No need, Sister Mi Lu, it's very late, our dorm is about to have lights-out, I'm going to sleep."

What would he want those photos for?

If he wanted them, he could have three thousand gigabytes' worth. The problem was he found it boring. Although he was a lecher, the problem was he only wanted to be lecherous toward a girl he liked.

Anything else was just dull and flavorless.

At that moment, the System began to remind him: 【Congratulations, Host, on refusing to take a photo for Mi Lu. You have earned two hundred Grit Points.】

After accepting the Grit Points, Jiang Muye immediately entered the System and spent the Grit Points to draw the lottery three times.

【Congratulations, Host. You have drawn a hundred percent farmland harvest integrity rate—cultivating the best, sweetest, and largest fruits and vegetables.】

Perfect. His estate needed exactly this. After all, planting required not only human effort but also the blessings of heaven, and now he had both.

Jiang Muye was very satisfied with this and continued drawing.

The System reminded: 【Sorry, Host, your second lottery draw is thank you for playing.】

Jiang Muye ordered it to continue drawing.

The System: 【Congratulations, Host, on winning the Telekinesis skill.】

Telekinesis, what was that?

While Jiang Muye was puzzled, the System explained: 【You can use your mind to freely control objects, such as Moving Objects with the Mind and Bending Spoons with the Mind.】

There was even a skill like this?

Jiang Muye's eyes were opened wide.

He immediately grew restless and subconsciously began staring at the earphones at his bedside.

The earphones immediately began to quietly and swiftly move into Jiang Muye's hand.

It only took less than three seconds—

So fast!

Jiang Muye stared in shock at the phone in his hand.

So cool!

While Jiang Muye was overjoyed, Little White Dove said, "Alright, I'm going to lie down, hurry up and turn off the light."

"Kai, you go turn it off," Old He said as he lay down on the bed as well, too lazy to climb down to the lower bunk—after all, climbing up and down was so tiring, and the covers were super warm.

"I don't want to either, so lazy, how about we just wait for the dorm to automatically turn off the lights," Kai said, lounging on the bed unwilling to move.

"Then Muzi can go," the three of them said, all eyes fixed on Jiang Muye.

"Fancy that, I don't want to either," Jiang Muye was too lazy to climb down and turn off the light too.

"Forget it, let's just wait for lights-out. If it really comes down to it, we'll beg the brothers downstairs to turn it off," the three of them gave up on themselves.

In the end, Jiang Muye directly used his mind, and with a click, the light turned off.

"Holy shit, it's really dark?" Little White Dove was startled.

"Yeah, it's not lights-out time yet, is it? Lights-out is so early today," Old He glanced at the time.

"Could the lightbulb have broken?" Kai asked.

Jiang Muye smirked in the darkness and said, "Could it really be the brothers downstairs helping us out?"

The surroundings suddenly went eerily quiet.

Only the heavy breathing of Little White Dove and the others remained.

"Don't scare me, are there really brothers downstairs in this world?" Little White Dove was drenched in cold sweat.

Old He shuddered. "When people die, don't they go downstairs?"

Kai: "I heard someone died in our dorm building before, could it be…"

As soon as the words were mentioned, Little White Dove cried out, "My god, don't talk about this stuff at night, it's so creepy."

"But this is way too weird, fuck, could today be someone's head-returning day? Brother, I haven't done anything wrong, don't come for me!" Old He said, trembling.

Seeing how terrified the three of them were, Jiang Muye stopped his prank and said, "Stop scaring yourselves, it's probably just lights-out early today, what are you all letting your imaginations run wild for."

"And it was you who started it, scared the hell out of me." Little White Dove began rubbing his chest, feeling like he could finally catch his breath.

"Alright, sleep," Jiang Muye put a stop to it.

So the few of them on their beds either scrolled through their phones or watched short videos.

Jiang Muye glanced at his phone. Apart from Leng Ruoli telling him goodnight, there was a whole string of Mi Lu's meaningless whining, and all sorts of tricks begging for ab photos.

So troublesome.

She was craving his body, wasn't she.

Jiang Muye simply didn't reply, to avoid even more outrageous things happening.

Better to just sleep soundly.

While Jiang Muye was entering dreamland, Mi Lu was still clutching her phone, feeling very gloomy.

Seeing that Jiang Muye hadn't replied, she sighed.

Sigh, with my looks, chasing a boy should be pretty easy. Why doesn't Jiang Muye get the hint?

The next morning, the sunlight was brilliant.

Jiang Muye used Telekinesis to dress himself.

The Telekinesis skill was simply a must-have for lazy people.

Phones could float in midair and directly become a lazy person's stand—no need to hold the phone to look at it anymore, and no fear of it dropping on your face.

Even clothes could very intuitively run onto your body.

Not to mention undressing someone—heh heh, probably even faster.

Of course, Jiang Muye did all of this with the bed curtain drawn, otherwise with how small the guts of those three beastly roommates were, they'd probably be scared out of their wits in no time.

The most amazing thing was heating up food.

Jiang Muye only needed three seconds to rapidly heat up a cold piece of food.

The Pork Floss Cakes left over from yesterday quickly became piping hot.

No microwave needed at all.

Jiang Muye held it in his palm and took a bite—really hot. The cake was fluffy and soft when bitten into, truly delicious.

After heating, the pork floss was even more fragrant, and the cake even softer.

It really was much tastier than when cold.

Of course, Jiang Muye had his flops too.

For example, sometimes he didn't control the heat well and instantly burnt the bread.

But after Jiang Muye learned to control the intensity, heating things up became a piece of cake.

In the afternoon, Jiang Muye and his three beastly roommates had just finished class when Little White Dove said, "I'm hungry, how about we go eat at the snack street by the school gate today?"

"Sure, I really want to eat Old Wu's Fried Dumplings and Lean Meatballs. Old Wu's fried dumplings are absolutely amazing—thin skin, lots of meat, the surface fried golden and crispy, crunching with every bite, and the meat juice squirts out. I heard they put pork aspic inside, plus green onions, tsk tsk tsk!" Old He began describing excitedly.

Now the air was filled with the sound of people swallowing their saliva.

Jiang Muye said, "Stop talking, you're making me cry from craving."

"Tell me about it, haven't eaten it in so long, this time I insist on buying a heavy-spicy one from Old Wu, the spicier the better!" Little White Dove licked his lips.

"Heavy-spicy, huh. Who was it last time that got so burned by the spice they were howling in pain, and had to hold their waist just to walk out of the toilet?" Kai squinted at Little White Dove.

"That… last time my stomach was weak, this time my stomach is different, anyway I can handle it." Little White Dove chuckled.

"Let's go, otherwise it'll get crowded later and the food will sell out." Jiang Muye shot them a look, and the few of them hurriedly began heading toward the school gate.

But Jiang Muye had never imagined that something would happen to catch him completely off guard—