Chapter 782: A Daughter Is Truly the Cutest Creature

Jiang Muye, however, burst out laughing. "She's just scared of her stinky Uncle."

"I'm her godfather, alright? I've even bought her baby formula! Little Walnut, you're still young and don't understand the benefits of being my goddaughter. When you're older and wiser, you'll know how proud you'll be to be my goddaughter!"

"Hahaha, keep bragging. Even I don't believe you, an adult, and you're trying to fool a baby."

Faced with Jiang Muye's heckling, Old He ignored him, his attention entirely on Little Walnut.

Old He clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Little Walnut, how about a hug from your godfather? Why don't you spit at your dad's face? It's so unfair. Look at how sharp-tongued your dad is."

He paused. "He bullied your godfather plenty before, so help me get revenge, won't you?"

Jiang Muye said smugly, "See? Our Little Walnut has no reaction. How could she possibly go against her own dad? Family helps family, right, Little Walnut?"

Little Walnut, in Jiang Muye's arms, really held up her end—she didn't spit or wet her pants.

This made Old He die of envy.

Old He went to check on Kai, who was in his element nearby. Kai's side was going smoothly; Little Orange Juice was especially well-behaved.

So Old He set his sights on Little Orange Juice. "Little Orange Juice, how about a hug from your godfather? They're all bullying your godfather. You're so well-behaved, surely you'll go along with your godfather, right?"

Old He reached out to hug Little Orange Juice. Little Orange Juice stared straight at Old He, and just a few seconds later started wailing, "Wah wah wah—"

This caught Old He and Kai completely off guard.

They had never imagined that Little Orange Juice, who had been perfectly fine just a moment ago, would suddenly start crying.

"Feel to see if her diaper's bulging. If it's bulging, she either peed or pooped!" After yesterday's experience, Jiang Muye was now fully experienced.

After he took Little Orange Juice into his arms, she stopped crying.

This made Old He and Kai stare wide-eyed.

Jiang Muye deftly placed Little Orange Juice on the platform, and the maternity matron came over to help.

But the matron's help wasn't needed at all. Jiang Muye could easily change the baby's diaper on his own.

There was originally something yellowish smeared on Little Orange Juice's diaper. Even Old He and Kai, who found babies adorable, were frowning a bit.

Human cubs were cute, but poop was not.

Jiang Muye, however, didn't frown at all. He swiftly tossed the diaper into the trash, wiped Little Orange Juice clean with wet wipes, and put on a fresh diaper.

The whole sequence was done in one smooth motion.

Old He gave a full thumbs-up. "Badass, brother. No wonder you became the first among us to be a dad—you've got experience now. I think if I ever have kids, I'll have to come learn from you!"