Chapter 446: My Girlfriend Is So Fun
When Jiang Muye's mood suddenly brightened, Leng Ruoli picked up the instruction manual and began telling him, "And I'll know how to do it too. It's just reading the manual, isn't it."
Only then did Jiang Muye realize that a manual actually existed. As realization struck him, Leng Ruoli started laughing to herself. Without thinking, she leaned against Jiang Muye's shoulder and said with a smile, "You said I was dumb before, but now I've realized you're pretty dumb too."
After being laughed at by his own girlfriend, Jiang Muye immediately took action, hooking his arm around Leng Ruoli's neck and pinning her within his little domain. He lowered his head and bit her shoulder, saying, "Mm, your courage is growing bigger and bigger these days. Now you even know how to make fun of me, huh."
Leng Ruoli's little face was soft and tender, and she was a bit shy.
Her laughter was crisp and clear, and she nearly collapsed laughing in Jiang Muye's arms.
She tried to dodge Jiang Muye, but with her injury she definitely couldn't move fast, so Jiang Muye toyed with her as he pleased.
Leng Ruoli was laughing so hard she was about to lose her breath, both cheeks flushed bright red. Jiang Muye lowered his head, grabbed her chin, and gave her a fierce kiss.
Both of their breaths grew scorching hot. After a deep, affectionate kiss ended, Jiang Muye rubbed Leng Ruoli's slender waist, and together they looked at the scenery below.
When it got late, they finally began setting up the tent together.
Man and woman working together, the labor isn't tiring.
The two of them quickly worked in unison to pitch the tent.
"Come on, get in and see if it works." Jiang Muye shot Leng Ruoli a look.
Leng Ruoli crawled in with a bit of excitement. Little did she expect that the moment she got inside, Jiang Muye mischievously zipped the tent shut from outside.
"Hey hey hey, you're going too far!" Leng Ruoli watched Jiang Muye laughing as he blocked the entrance, not letting her out, and pounded her little fists against Jiang Muye through the tent fabric.
Jiang Muye grinned, "Beg me, and I'll let you out."
"Not begging!" Leng Ruoli was clearly being stubborn with Jiang Muye. "If you've got the guts, don't come in tonight, otherwise I won't let you off!"
After hearing Leng Ruoli's words, Jiang Muye chuckled, "That'll have to wait till night. Right now you're under my control, so why don't you soften up for me~"
Leng Ruoli, bullied by Jiang Muye, said in a weak voice, "Wuwu, you're a bully!"
Jiang Muye looked at the delicate silhouette showing through the tent, and now she instinctively turned her back, paying him no attention.
Seeing Leng Ruoli's huffy look, Jiang Muye knew he'd gone too far with his teasing.
Without thinking, Jiang Muye pulled open the flap, crawled straight in, and poked Leng Ruoli's waist with his hand, saying, "Alright, I was wrong, don't be angry~ I was just playing with you."
But Leng Ruoli gave Jiang Muye the cold shoulder, instinctively turning away.
As far from Jiang Muye as she could get, exactly like someone who'd shut down completely.
Seeing Leng Ruoli like this, Jiang Muye panicked.
No matter how Leng Ruoli had quarreled with him before, she'd never been like this.
It seemed he really had bullied her too much just now. Look, he'd gone and hurt her feelings.
Sure enough, playing with fire gets you burned.
Jiang Muye leaned forward and wrapped his arms around Leng Ruoli's slender waist, kissed her fair white neck, and coaxed, "I didn't mean any harm. I just thought teasing you was fun, and it makes things more romantic between us. I didn't think about anything else. How about you hit me, okay?"
He even grabbed Leng Ruoli's little soft hand and kissed it by his lips.
Just when Jiang Muye thought Leng Ruoli would go easy on him, little did he expect her to launch a sneak attack—she grabbed a pillow and started hitting Jiang Muye.
Jiang Muye used both hands to block Leng Ruoli's formidable burst of power.
"Take that for bullying me! Big bad guy, your girlfriend is supposed to be cherished, not bullied!" Leng Ruoli panted as she dealt out her output.
Jiang Muye laughed as he weathered Leng Ruoli's venting, "I was wrong, really wrong. You're right, if I keep this up it'll be a Chasing the Wife Crematorium!"
"A man's mouth, a lying ghost. You said you'd treat me well before, but you keep bullying me and getting addicted to it!" Leng Ruoli saw Jiang Muye's grinning face and wasn't actually angry.
Truthfully, she didn't think Jiang Muye had gone too far. She was just playing around now, and conveniently raising her status in the household!
"Okay, I was wrong, I was wrong. If you keep this up you'll really be like a tigress, you know~" Jiang Muye shouted with a laugh, but Leng Ruoli glared fiercely at Jiang Muye, "I'm a tigress, are you sure!"
The speed at which she smashed the pillow was even more ferocious than before.
Jiang Muye was about to cave and immediately laughed as he surrendered, "Wife, I was wrong, stop messing around. I'll give you compressed biscuits, calm down okay."
Jiang Muye fished compressed biscuits out of the bag and handed them to Leng Ruoli.
Leng Ruoli found it funny, "Compressed biscuits is all?"
"If one piece isn't enough, then add another?" Jiang Muye continued probing.
Leng Ruoli gave a little hum, her tone much softer than before, and said to Jiang Muye, "I want your instant noodles."
"Wah, I only have one tub of instant noodles." Jiang Muye got excited.
"Not giving it?" Leng Ruoli glared at Jiang Muye.
"Giving, giving, giving." Jiang Muye obediently handed it over.
"It's not pickled cabbage, is it?" Right as Jiang Muye was about to give it to her, she hesitated.
Jiang Muye said with a chuckle, "Pickled cabbage is great for a supplement, authentic flavor, plus a Shuanghui Ham Sausage, the taste can't be beat."
Leng Ruoli smacked Jiang Muye's shoulder with the pillow, "Keep being cheeky with me!"
"Alright, I didn't buy pickled cabbage beef noodles. I bought you Baixiang instant noodles, a longtime brand! We've got to respect domestic goods," Jiang Muye paused, "Instant noodles are good and all, the problem is I only brought one pack."
Jiang Muye had never imagined Leng Ruoli would have such a sharp eye and fixate on it. After all, before this Leng Ruoli had no interest in any instant noodles. Now she was just doing it to mess with him and confiscate the instant noodles.
"Baixiang instant noodles are good. Hand it over." Seeing Jiang Muye still reluctantly treating it like a treasure, Leng Ruoli instinctively crawled over and snatched it away.
Jiang Muye immediately launched a sneak attack, instinctively rubbing Leng Ruoli's belly.
When Jiang Muye's soft fingers touched her most sensitive spot, Leng Ruoli instinctively turned red in the face. She glared at Jiang Muye, and Jiang Muye burst out laughing, only to be taught a lesson by a smack from Leng Ruoli's little hand.
Of course, to Jiang Muye it counted as a caress.
After Leng Ruoli was cradling the instant noodles in her arms, Jiang Muye said pitifully, "It's no use you taking those instant noodles, there's no hot water here."